Books·Posted on Jun 17, 2016Wow, These Father's Day Book Jokes Are Dad As Fuck"Hi Ishmael, I'm Dad." Thanks to #DadBooks on Twitter.by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail On Thursday, Barnes & Noble started a Twitter game with the hashtag #DadBooks. Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz Use the tag #DadBooks to send us yr best, most fatherly book puns! The more #DadJoke in their corniness, the better. 04:05 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite People quickly jumped in with some very groan-worthy dad puns: 1. SparkNotes @SparkNotes The Girl Whoâs Certainly Not Getting a Dragon Tattoo #DadBooks @BNBuzz 04:14 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mike Speegle @Mike_Speegle Iâm Not Twelve Angry Men, Iâm Just Disappointed #DadBooks 04:41 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Michael S. Poteet @WriterMPoteet "Money Doesn't Grow on a Tree in Brooklyn!" @BNBuzz #DadBooks 04:57 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz When I Was Your Age of Innocence #DadBooks 04:22 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Novel Novice @NovelNovice Gone Grill #DadBooks 04:28 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Lexie Dunne @DunneWriting Hi, Ishmael, I'm Dad. #dadbooks 04:41 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Penguin Random House @penguinrandom Don't Make Me Turn This Streetcar Named Desire Around #DadBooks 07:22 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Kimberly VanderHorst @Kymburleev The Phantom Toolbox. #DadBooks 04:26 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Mike is Happy @mikeishappy What Am I, The Giving Tree? #DadBooks @BNBuzz 10:55 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Benjamin Samuel @benasam My Old Man and the Sea #DadBooks 07:11 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Atticus M. @parrysound4 The Faults in Our Cars. #DadBooks 04:53 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Victoria Aveyard @VictoriaAveyard Their Eyes Were Watching Tom Brady #DadBooks 05:19 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Matt @GusFringTho @jarry 30,000 Fantasy Leagues Under the Sea #DadBooks 05:41 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Elizabeth Feuer @LizIsTweets No Running With Scissors! #DadBooks 04:18 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jay Louis @JayLouis "Watership Put That Down" #DadBooks 10:14 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mike is Happy @mikeishappy Oh, the Places You'll Mow #DadBooks @BNBuzz 10:59 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Paige Sullivan @BPaigeSullivan Lord of the Fly Swatter. #DadBooks 04:45 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Robert @DvmRobert #DadBooks I don't care if the devil wears Prada. If the devil jumped off a bridge, would you? 07:57 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Kimberly VanderHorst @Kymburleev A Thousand Splendid Puns. #DadBooks 05:09 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Well played, Twitter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF