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22 Tweets About "Fifty Shades Of Grey" That'll Make You Laugh Every Time

"The least feasible aspect of Fifty Shades of Grey is that its male main character is a 27-year-old man who has his life figured out."


'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!' 'Alright,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'


50 Shades of Gray is a movie based on the first 10 minutes of a porn you usually fast forward through.


[grandpa voice] In my day there was only one shade of grey. [hands you a newspaper]


The least feasible aspect of Fifty Shades of Grey is that its male main character is a 27-year-old man who has his life figured out.


Just picked up the Fifty Shade of Grey sequel. Difficult to follow so far.


was going 2 see Fifty Shades of Grey this weekend but then i realized that grass was growing at my local park


Congrats to all the internet dudes who stopped watching porn just long enough to make fun of the women who enjoyed 50 Shades of Grey.


'Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over the dining table expectantly. 'OK,' I replied, 'Your turkey's too dry and your sprouts are overcooked.'


50 Shades of Grey is my favorite movie about a dog trying to read a map of the United States.


Son, you may have some questions about 50 Shades. Well, when a man loves a woman, he builds an elaborate dungeon for spanking and choking.


50 Shades of Grain Porn Flakes Special D Rice Frisky Captain munch Cheery Hoes


"My tastes are very...singular." *make a grand, sweeping gesture at the cupboard full of Haribo gummies*


'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.


Christian Grey is also a good name for the most boring colour imaginable


like, TELL ME there isn't a market for 50 Shades of Gray but with Miranda Priestly and Andrea instead


Wait. The guy's name in 50 Shades of Grey is... Mr. Grey? Now I'm on board!


I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring.


Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... "CLIMAX IN IMAX"


#AskELJames In Spain are you known as 'The James'?


CNN: "50 Shades Of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history" Well, first it tied the record, then it beat it


#AskELJames What's your favourite shade out of the 50? Is there a chance that more shades will be added?


I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail.