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'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!' 'Alright,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'
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50 Shades of Gray is a movie based on the first 10 minutes of a porn you usually fast forward through.
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[grandpa voice] In my day there was only one shade of grey. [hands you a newspaper]
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The least feasible aspect of Fifty Shades of Grey is that its male main character is a 27-year-old man who has his life figured out.
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Just picked up the Fifty Shade of Grey sequel. Difficult to follow so far.
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was going 2 see Fifty Shades of Grey this weekend but then i realized that grass was growing at my local park
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Congrats to all the internet dudes who stopped watching porn just long enough to make fun of the women who enjoyed 50 Shades of Grey.
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'Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over the dining table expectantly. 'OK,' I replied, 'Your turkey's too dry and your sprouts are overcooked.'
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50 Shades of Grey is my favorite movie about a dog trying to read a map of the United States.
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Son, you may have some questions about 50 Shades. Well, when a man loves a woman, he builds an elaborate dungeon for spanking and choking.
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50 Shades of Grain Porn Flakes Special D Rice Frisky Captain munch Cheery Hoes
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"My tastes are very...singular." *make a grand, sweeping gesture at the cupboard full of Haribo gummies*
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'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
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Christian Grey is also a good name for the most boring colour imaginable
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like, TELL ME there isn't a market for 50 Shades of Gray but with Miranda Priestly and Andrea instead
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Wait. The guy's name in 50 Shades of Grey is... Mr. Grey? Now I'm on board!
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I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring.
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Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... "CLIMAX IN IMAX"
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#AskELJames In Spain are you known as 'The James'?
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CNN: "50 Shades Of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history" Well, first it tied the record, then it beat it
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#AskELJames What's your favourite shade out of the 50? Is there a chance that more shades will be added?
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I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail.