Books·Posted on Jan 18, 201826 Times "Goosebumps" Author R.L. Stine Was The Funniest Person On Twitter"Interesting statistic: If you all bought 1 Goosebumps book a month, it would be enough books to reach from here to my bank."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed Deputy Books EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail You might know R.L. Stine as the author of the books that gave you nightmares as a kid (Goosebumps), but you might not know he's also one of the funniest people on Twitter. 1. On why you should buy his books: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Interesting statistic: If you all bought 1 Goosebumps book a month, it would be enough books to reach from here to my bank. 04:00 PM - 11 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On his birthday: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Thanks, all, for the wonderful birthday greetings. They say you're only as old as you feel. So I'm only 95! 01:19 PM - 10 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On his "Kickstarter": R.L. Stine @RL_Stine My Kickstarter to buy myself a nice steak dinner tonight is only $20 away from its goal. Come on, people! 03:35 PM - 02 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On twerking: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine My twerking class was canceled this morning. Most of the others have dropped out. Now how will I start my day? 02:41 PM - 26 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On socks: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Why do I rent my socks? It just seems easier that way. 01:59 AM - 21 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On his 10-year-old self: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine R. L. Stine, ten years old. Already a fashion plate. 01:46 PM - 03 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On Christmas: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Isn't this Christmas morning? Why are you on Twitter. 01:55 PM - 25 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On his bucket list: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Buying a new bucket is on my bucket list. 04:07 PM - 13 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On his grandson: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Kids grow so fast. My grandson is three and has already grown a second head. 12:11 PM - 17 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On his ancestry: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine I received my report from https://t.co/Bop9lJiPcD today, and it says I was hatched. 12:49 PM - 10 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On a "sale" for his book: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Hurry! One day only!! Pay full-price for the newest Goosebumps book. 04:23 PM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. And this one: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Deal of the Day: Pay full price for the new Goosebumps book, and you will receive a copy of the book. 02:18 PM - 05 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On his inspiration: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Daily Inspiration 10:46 PM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On the solar eclipse: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine I'm not taking any chances. I'm listening to the eclipse on the radio. 05:11 PM - 21 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On the Jets: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Question: Should I keep watching the Jets week after week, or should I shove two pencils through my nostrils into my brain? 03:01 AM - 25 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On his nighttime rituals: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine So many people ask me why I keep my head locked in a safe at night. But wouldn't you? 11:38 PM - 09 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On this Santa Claus: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Memories: Dad was only trying to get in the Christmas spirit, but we wished he wouldn't try so hard. 03:28 AM - 24 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On the University of Southern Ohio: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Did you know that the University of Southern Ohio now offers a course in Manspreading? 02:54 AM - 27 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. On the Giants: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine I predict the Giants will score a touchdown sometime this year. 02:35 PM - 22 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On the "true meaning of Labor Day": R.L. Stine @RL_Stine As we think of the true meaning of Labor Day, let's remember to buy a copy of my new picture book. 04:00 PM - 03 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On airplanes: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Do you think it was fair that I was pulled off my flight just for yodeling? 07:12 PM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. On his "dog Fluffy": R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Remembering our dog Fluffy on Veterans Day. Dad trained him well. He never left the back yard, but he got his share… https://t.co/GKqjzDRrmG 09:48 PM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. On New York: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine I'm so glad I live in New York City and not in the United States. 03:00 AM - 03 Nov 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. On his new "puppy": R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Princess, our new rescue puppy, loves the snow. At the rescue center, they told us she's a shepherd-collie mix. We… https://t.co/VFNIxOQH3a 04:53 PM - 17 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. On television: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Is there anything on TV tonight? 09:45 PM - 16 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. On hosting a BBQ for his followers: R.L. Stine @RL_Stine Hey, I hit 200,000 followers today. To celebrate, I invite you all over to my place for a barbecue. When can you make it? 03:01 AM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Check out the R.L. Stine author page at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or at IndieBound for a list of local booksellers. 😂👏 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF