1. When bae texts you back.
2. When you look up your ex's new significant other on Facebook.
3. When your Tinder crush resurfaces and asks you out after months of silence.
4. When you swipe right on a group photo hoping it's the cute one.
5. When you're trying to make it work with someone you shouldn't have brought home from the bar.
6. When you pretend to be friends with a stranger at the bar in order to deflect the advances of a weirdo.
7. When that doesn't work.
8. When you accidentally come home to find your roommate having sex on the couch.
9. When your blind date gushes about your favorite niche TV show.
10. When your significant other makes you a "love coupon" book for Valentine's Day.
11. When you break up.
12. When someone tries to pull up a chair and join you at the bar.
13. When you're too comfortable in your relationship and trying to get ready for a date.
14. When your bestie keeps going back to their loser ex.
15. When every one of your friends is in a serious relationship and you're single.
16. When your ex introduces you to the new person they're dating.
17. And whenever applicable...
