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Retta's Tweets Were The Best Part Of The Emmys

"I hate Robin Wright and her perfect style."

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Parks and Recreation star Retta, beloved for live-tweeting her favorite TV shows, was tapped by NBC to officially live-tweet the 2014 Emmys — and she did not disappoint!

The night began with Retta lookin hot as hell.

“@TODAYshow: On the #Emmys Red Carpet with @unforettable ” Thanks to: @luxeartist @marciahamilton @alfiebakerstyle

Retta@unfoRETTAble

“@TODAYshow: On the #Emmys Red Carpet with @unforettable ”

Thanks to:
@luxeartist
@marciahamilton
@alfiebakerstyle

4:40 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Literally.

It’s hot as balls at Nokia. I’m sweating like Wesley Snipes during a tax audit…not currently but u know. #Expendables3 #HesBack #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

It’s hot as balls at Nokia. I’m sweating like Wesley Snipes during a tax audit…not currently but u know.

#Expendables3
#HesBack

#Emmys

4:36 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

She was seated with the equally hilarious Billy Eichner so you know there would be no shortage of snark.

Well look at whoI'm sitting next to … Say hey to @billyeichner aka #BillyOnTheStreet aka Craig. #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

Well look at whoI'm sitting next to …

Say hey to @billyeichner aka #BillyOnTheStreet aka Craig.

#Emmys

4:59 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Much of it was aimed at the A-listers in the room.

Cheers for Seth Meyers who is chock full of “Why the fuck are the Emmys on a Monday?” jokes. #ForRealsWhy? #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

Cheers for Seth Meyers who is chock full of “Why the fuck are the Emmys on a Monday?” jokes.

#ForRealsWhy?

#Emmys

5:06 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Cranston’s stash is . . . #YouMakeTheJoke #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

Cranston’s stash is . . .

#YouMakeTheJoke

#Emmys

5:37 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I wanna know where these guys get their weed. Just joking. There’s no way Woody doesn’t grow his own shit. #TeamHemp #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

I wanna know where these guys get their weed.

Just joking. There’s no way Woody doesn’t grow his own shit.

#TeamHemp
#Emmys

6:24 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I love how Jessica Lange is killing this “Ima let these fools know I’m still helluh sexy” saunter to stage. #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

I love how Jessica Lange is killing this “Ima let these fools know I’m still helluh sexy” saunter to stage.

#Emmys

6:27 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

What is happening right now?? #Emmys

I would like to congratulate Sarah’s girls for staying put. #GoodOnYa #NarrowlyMissedMinajMoment #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

I would like to congratulate Sarah’s girls for staying put.

#GoodOnYa
#NarrowlyMissedMinajMoment

#Emmys

6:47 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I hate Robin Wright and her perfect style. Hate is a strong word and I mean it. #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

I hate Robin Wright and her perfect style.

Hate is a strong word and I mean it.

#Emmys

7:40 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

But perhaps the greatest treat of the night was Retta chronicling her interaction with a seat filler who would...

Seat filler next to me is getting his jam on to the band’s version of Flashlight. #SoHappyToBeOutElbowRubbing #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

Seat filler next to me is getting his jam on to the band’s version of Flashlight.

#SoHappyToBeOutElbowRubbing

#Emmys

5:16 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Not.

This clown next to me tried to tell me I was in the wrong seat (HE IS) and now wants to take a pic with me. #Ass #ByeFelicia #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

This clown next to me tried to tell me I was in the wrong seat (HE IS) and now wants to take a pic with me.

#Ass
#ByeFelicia
#Emmys

6:45 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Go.

This fool just asked how𠆝 I get on Parks and wants to know if he can get TV work from doing extra work. #KillMe #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

This fool just asked how𠆝 I get on Parks and wants to know if he can get TV work from doing extra work.

#KillMe
#Emmys

6:53 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Away.

Now this clown ass just asked me 2 FOLLOW HIM ON INSTAGRAM. #BitchPlease I’m about to get his ass bounced. #FuckinUpMuAwardShowVibe #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

Now this clown ass just asked me 2 FOLLOW HIM ON INSTAGRAM.

#BitchPlease
I’m about to get his ass bounced.

#FuckinUpMuAwardShowVibe
#Emmys

7:05 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

But much like Olivia Pope, Retta had this handled.

#MissionAccomplished It was very white of me to sic security on him but I’m wearing white & sitting in the 2nd row. #KeepItClassy #Emmys

Retta@unfoRETTAble

#MissionAccomplished

It was very white of me to sic security on him but I’m wearing white & sitting in the 2nd row.

#KeepItClassy
#Emmys

7:30 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Which is bad news for The L.A. Times, because... eesh!

Ohhhhhh @LATimes . . . (Peep it @thedanieb)

Retta@unfoRETTAble

Ohhhhhh @LATimes . . .

(Peep it @thedanieb)

7:51 PM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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