Retta’s Tweets Were The Best Part Of The Emmys

“I hate Robin Wright and her perfect style.”

Parks and Recreation star Retta, beloved for live-tweeting her favorite TV shows, was tapped by NBC to officially live-tweet the 2014 Emmys — and she did not disappoint!

The night began with Retta lookin hot as hell.


She was seated with the equally hilarious Billy Eichner so you know there would be no shortage of snark.

Much of it was aimed at the A-listers in the room.

Cheers for Seth Meyers who is chock full of “Why the fuck are the Emmys on a Monday?” jokes. #ForRealsWhy? #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

Cranston’s stash is . . . #YouMakeTheJoke #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

I wanna know where these guys get their weed. Just joking. There’s no way Woody doesn’t grow his own shit. #TeamHemp #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

I love how Jessica Lange is killing this “Ima let these fools know I’m still helluh sexy” saunter to stage. #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

What is happening right now?? #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

I would like to congratulate Sarah’s girls for staying put. #GoodOnYa #NarrowlyMissedMinajMoment #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

I hate Robin Wright and her perfect style. Hate is a strong word and I mean it. #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

But perhaps the greatest treat of the night was Retta chronicling her interaction with a seat filler who would…

Seat filler next to me is getting his jam on to the band’s version of Flashlight. #SoHappyToBeOutElbowRubbing #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)


This clown next to me tried to tell me I was in the wrong seat (HE IS) and now wants to take a pic with me. #Ass #ByeFelicia #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)


This fool just asked how𠆝 I get on Parks and wants to know if he can get TV work from doing extra work. #KillMe #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)


Now this clown ass just asked me 2 FOLLOW HIM ON INSTAGRAM. #BitchPlease I’m about to get his ass bounced. #FuckinUpMuAwardShowVibe #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

But much like Olivia Pope, Retta had this handled.

#MissionAccomplished It was very white of me to sic security on him but I’m wearing white & sitting in the 2nd row. #KeepItClassy #Emmys

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

Which is bad news for The L.A. Times, because… eesh!

Ohhhhhh @LATimes . . . (Peep it @thedanieb)

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble)

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