On March 1, in a penthouse across the street from the Dolby Theatre (where The Academy Awards will be doled out March 2), The 34th Annual Razzie Awards were bestowed upon the year’s worst actors, writers, directors, and films.
After Earth, starring Will and Jaden Smith, and Movie 43, starring every nearly A-lister in existence, were the night’s biggest winners, accounting for six of the nine categories.
Worst Picture: Movie 43
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Johnny Depp for The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher for Jobs
Adam Sandler for Grown Ups 2
Sylvester Stallone for Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan, and Grudge Match
Halle Berry for Movie 43 and The Call
Selena Gomez for Getaway
Lindsay Lohan for The Canyons
Naomi Watts for Diana and Movie 43
Lady Gaga for Machete Kills
Salma Hayek for Grown Ups 2
Katherine Heigl for The Big Wedding
Lindsay Lohan for In-App-Propriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5
Chris Brown for Battle Of The Year
Larry the Cable Guy for A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner for Grown Ups 2
Nick Swardson for A Haunted House and Grown Ups 2
Dennis Dugan for Grown Ups 2
Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas and Temptation
M. Night Shyamalan for After Earth
Gore Verbinski for The Lone Ranger
The entire cast of Grown Ups 2
The entire cast of Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen for Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry and (either) Larry the Cable Guy or That Worn-Out Wig and Dress for A Madea Christmas
Grown Ups 2
Scary Movie 5
After Earth — Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith
Grown Ups 2 — Written by Fred Wolfe, Adam Sandler, and Tim Herlihy
The Lone Ranger — Screen Story and Screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe, and Terry Rosso
A Madea Christmas — Written by Tyler Perry
(Note: Movie 43 was written by — “Beezel,” written by James Gunn; “Victory’s Glory,” written by Rocky Russo and Jeremy Sosenko; “Truth or Dare,” written by Greg Pritkin; “Happy Birthday,” written by Jacob Fleisher; “Tampax,” written by Patrik Forsberg and Olle Sarri; “Middleschool Date,” written by Elizabeth Shapiro; “Machine Kids,” written by Jonathan van Tulleken; “Super Hero Speed Dating,” written by Will Carlough; “iBabe,” screenplay by Rocky Russo and Jeremy Sosenko, story by Claes Kiellstrom, Jonas Wittenmark, and Tobias Carlson; “Veronica,” written by Matt Portenoy; “The Proposition,” written by Rocky Russo and Jeremy Sosenko; “Homeschooled,” written by Will Graham and Jack Kukoda; “The Catch,” story by Bill O’Malley, written by Rocky Russo and Jeremy Sosenko; “The Pitch,” written by Rocky Russo, Jeremy Sosenko, and Ricky Bitt)
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