How You Know You're Friends With Michelle Ayala

It's Mitch's 20th birthday which calls for recognition, celebration, and embarrassment. If you been #blest enough to become friends with her, don't forget to wish her a happy birthday. If you don't know if you have ever seen or interacted with this woman, here are some ways you might know.

1. Memes. Duh.

Instead of "good morning" texts you might see a bright green Pepe frog that she sent to you for no apparent reason.

2. You'll find yourself featured on her 20 minute long snap stories without her even telling you.

She will never fail to film you at your funniest moments but yes, also at your worst and most cringe-worthy moments. (you know what I'm talking about mitch -.-)

3. She will run up behind you and scare you if she sees you walking by yourself on campus.

Always be aware.

4. She has spit food in your face whilst speaking

You guys are eating nachos together. You think she just swallowed a chip but nope she will regurgitate it directly onto your face. Every. Time. I almost think it might be a skill.

5. You'll see her drooling over curry.

Not much I can say about it. Self-explainable. ;)

6. Wave hello to her and she will reply with a whip.

On a good day you might get a dab.

7. She has stalked your Facebook all the way back to 6+ years ago and brought back all your old statuses for the world to see.

8. She is the last person on the planet to still make Harambe jokes.

May he RIP btw.

9. She has asked you to study together at the library but it was all part of her diabolical plan for her to make sure you don’t study.

You'll just laugh at inside jokes but then wallow in self pity at both of you guys' unproductiveness.

10. You’ve seen her cradling a Trudy's stuffed avocado like a new born baby. She will look at it the same way too.

If she's not holding one, she probably wants one so go and get her one.

11. You’ve seen her sprint faster than Usain Bolt whenever jester gives out free cookies.

I saw it once. But I also barely saw it... she was....so fast........

12. You hear her yell "home run!" during a football game.

This happened way to many times during the Texas OU football game.

13. You’ve seen her walking around wearing a cat blanket with the cat ears on her head without a care in the world.

14. You have heard her express some sort of plan to invade the personal boundaries of the Obamas.

And you were probably were worried about the safety of Barack and Michelle if you heard they were in Hawaii at the same time Michelle was. Yikes.

15. You roasted her for getting a B in PE.

(sorry, mitch I had to lol)

16. You have gained multiple archenemies from how loud and obnoxious you both are when together.

You both have no chill and people hate you for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

17. She tells you she knows all the rap lyrics to a certain song but then she starts saying all the wrong words then kind of just starts mumbling.

18. You’ve been featured on her finsta one too many times.

It's a curse and blessing.

19. You have scheduled meetings with her in the mornings about the L's you both took together the night before.

At least they're together and not alone! Usually, at least.

20. She introduced you to the beautiful mijo she has raised, Uli Rojas.

21. You have harder abs from her making you laugh 24/7 and a brighter smile from her sweet presence in your life.

You'll be lucky to call her a friend. Love you Michy, happy birthday.