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Choose A Night Out Adventure To Find Out What Beta You Are!

Go through the motions of a wild night out to find out what brother of the esteemed Beta Theta Pi Fraternity you are!

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  1. What did you do today?

    FKN DARTY SZN
    Work, making that $
    Brunch aka mimosas, thriving
    Recovering from last night
    Studying... a concept
    Sleeping
  2. Ideal plans for the night?

    Pong at the house
    U Street or bust
    Getting dumb high
    Idk, I kind of want to stay in, what is everyone else doing?
    As long as I'm drunk idgaf
    Recovering from day drinking
  3. Pregame moves materialize: what are you drinking?

    Cheap flavored vodka
    Gin
    Wine
    Natty Light
    Whatever I found on the table... it isn't mine, I didn't venmo
    Tequila... yikes
  4. Who are you in the uber?

    The one who sits up front
    The one who begrudgingly calls it because everyone else is too drunk
    The one who doesn't fare split
    The one who asks if they can use the aux
    The one who talks to the driver way too much
    The one who yells at everyone else to fare split, but doesn't even do it themselves
  5. You make it to U Street... where do you go?

    Nellie's
    Jumbo Slice
    Lost Society
    Blacked at the pregame and didn't make it
    Despos
    Blacked at the pregame and made it somewhere
  6. What are you doing at the bar?

    Not going to lie, lines in the bathroom
    Scamming men for free drinks
    Dancing way too hard
    Lurking at the bar and crying at the price of drinks
    Finding someone to hookup with
    Asking when it's time to go back to campus
  7. One of your brothers is getting messy- what is your response?

    Snapchat it
    Take them home and complain about it for the next three weeks
    Find someone else to take them home
    Encourage it, they'll be fine
    Encourage them to get another drink, so you can have it
    Tbh I'm the one being messy
  8. The DJ lets you request a song... what do you ask for?

    "Minnesota" - Lil Yachty
    "Element" - Kendrick Lamar
    Early 2000s throwback
    "Give Me Everything" - Pitbull
    Anything from Hamilton
    "Broccoli" - D.R.A.M.
  9. Naturally, the night ends at McDonald's... what do you order?

    Filet-O-Fish
    Just fries, I don't eat meat
    McNuggets (4 count)
    McNuggets (10 count)
    McGriddle
    Just a "cup of water" filled with lemonade
  10. You get home from U Street, post-game plans?

    Bed... Gotta be up early to do homework
    Smoke sesh
    Meeting a man from Tinder
    Roll through the house and see who is there
    Stumbling to bed, chugging water
    Idk.. I wonder if my roommates are still awake?

Choose A Night Out Adventure To Find Out What Beta You Are!

You got: Annie

YIKES. Catch Annie getting way down with philanthropy, themes, and patagucci. You're the only real #FratStar out here, but that doesn't keep you from being a messy bitch in the basement. Real Beta Equivalent: Kyle Tuverson

Annie
@noonegetsmyfuckingpuns
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You got: Janna

Wannabee #FratStar. Can usually be found drinking too much cheap beer and segwaying away from your problems. Your corpse will be found in the cubby hole. RIP Real Beta Equivalent: Nico Zviovich

Janna
@itsfineimfine407
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You got: Sarah

Geebs and chill? Just because you're a responsible, upstanding member of our community, doesn't mean you can't tweak at the end of the week. Catch Sarah at every Beta event, complaining about every Beta event. Real Beta Equivalent: Sean Raymond

Sarah
#THANKSCISARAHDELETEDHERFINSTAWE'REANGRY
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You got: Lance

Too frat for your own good. You have more snapchat memories than real memories, but you are truly living your best life. Catch Lance at every Beta function, tits out, vibing with the men of principle. Real Beta Equivalent: Anthony Brewton

Lance
@itisilance
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You got: Nettie

Truly. Honestly. You're not wrong. When you aren't dying at drunches, your presence lights up the room like BOOM BOOM. Catch Nettie blowing Os with the #bros. Real Beta Equivalent: Etthan Tate

Nettie
@_sorryboutthis_
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You got: Mary Lee

DAMN PROUD. Can often be found chilling in the Beta House long after the party ends in the hopes of smoking and then stealing extra beers on the way out. Much like the Beta Cup philanthropy event, your physical presence is not a requirement for active involvement in the chapter. Real Beta Equivalent: Chris Ryan

Mary Lee
@lmao_mlh
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