Right – this is a long story but I've had a longstanding obsession with the role of Soleros in Scottish politics.
So much so that whenever I meet a Scottish politician or journalist the discussion turns to Soleros.
But at a campaign event in Edinburgh, the leader of the Scottish Conservatives took things too far.
The bold @RuthDavidsonMSP has approached me and asked if I want to recreate the Solero photo with her. "Let's make this happen for BuzzFeed"
Her suggestion of feeding me a Solero came after a Scottish Labour staffer had already bought me a Solero. I had Solero juice everywhere.
I have Solero juice on my notepad. My hands are sticky from Solero. I'm going to return from Scotland never wanting to see another Solero.
I laughed and assumed it was a joke as Davidson went to play the bagpipes.
Here's Ruth Davidson playing the bagpipes.
But then she gathered the assembled pack of Scottish press photographers and made a beeline for the ice cream van.
Oh my god the Solero photo is happening. I'm not entirely comfortable with this.
The moment came.
.@RuthDavidsonMSP feeds a Solero to @JamieRoss7. God, I love general elections.
It was a thing.
Well there you go