Right – this is a long story but I've had a longstanding obsession with the role of Soleros in Scottish politics.
So much so that whenever I meet a Scottish politician or journalist the discussion turns to Soleros.
But at a campaign event in Edinburgh, the leader of the Scottish Conservatives took things too far.
Her suggestion of feeding me a Solero came after a Scottish Labour staffer had already bought me a Solero. I had Solero juice everywhere.
I laughed and assumed it was a joke as Davidson went to play the bagpipes.
But then she gathered the assembled pack of Scottish press photographers and made a beeline for the ice cream van.
The moment came.
It was a thing.
And what you can't see is about 20 Scottish journalists barking commands at me and instructing me on how to eat the Solero.
Scottish politics. Bloody hell.
Jamie Ross is a Scotland reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Edinburgh.
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