Boris Johnson was invited to take part in a tug of war with the armed forces to launch Poppy Day. Here he is limbering up.
The mayor of London took it goddamn seriously – look at that athletic form.
This is the unmistakable face of a champion.
The steely determination of an Olympian.
A born warrior, some would say.
But then this happened.
An absolute nightmare.
Yet another one to add to the "Boris Johnson making an arse of himself during sport" archives.
Jamie Ross is a Scotland reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Edinburgh.
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