But one new character really set Hawkins back...
...we think MAYBE they're about to reveal the new man of our dreams...
...But instead, we get this MONSTROSITY of a haircut.
And this horrible excuse for lip hair!
He looks like Zac Efron dressed up as Toby Keith's debut album cover for Halloween.
These girls are being DUPED by jeans.
But even if he didn't have the hair of a monster, he's also just a real piece of shit.
He almost ran over our precious bbs!
He hates Lucas for NO REASON.
He picks on Steve, disrupting the ENTIRE social order of Hawkins High.
Like, even in the SHOWER.
Sure, we feel bad for him when we find out his dad is Trash King Sr...
...And we can't really blame Mrs. Wheeler for giving in to his charms...
...But there was no redeeming him after he beat the shit out of Steve.
Thankfully, Max stabbed his ass.
But knowing he's still walking around Hawkins while others didn't make it is INFURIATING.
Shoutout to Dacre Montgomery, though, who is definitely dreamy IRL.
