It's 2004 and you just watched Napoleon Dynamite for the first time. But then you had to watch it for a second time because the dancing scene was just too incredible to see just once.
We feel you. It's been almost 20 years and we still think about this movie a lot. So we rounded up the most memorable Napoleon Dynamite quotes that live rent-free in our heads — and GOSH they're funny!
1. "I don't understand why things just can't go back to normal at the chicken farm." —Napoleon
2. "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" —Napoleon
3. "You're a woman, aren't you?" —Napoleon
4. "You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!" —Napoleon
5. "Pedro offers you his protection." —Pedro
6. "This tastes like the cow got into the onion patch." —Napoleon
7. "That one's good. Looks like a medieval warrior." —Napoleon
8. “Does the chicken have large talons?” —Napoleon
9. "LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out." —Kip
10. "It'd be nice if you could pull me into town." —Kip
11. "What are you going to do today, Napoleon?" —Kid on the bus
12. "How was school?" —Grandma
13. "Your mom goes to college!" —Kip
14. "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true." —Pedro
15. "Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?" —Deb
"This is a girl." —Napoleon
16. "Sure, the World Wide Web is great, But you, you make me salivate." —Kip
17. "I wish you would get out of my life and shut up." —Napoleon
18. "Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses." —Deb
19. "Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang quesadilla!" —Grandma
20. "I mean, we chat online for like two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious." —Kip
21. "Are you guys having a killer time?" —Napoleon
"Yes." —Deb
22. "Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner. Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!" —Napoleon
23. “You gonna eat your tots?” —Napoleon
24. "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!” —Napoleon
25. "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" —Uncle Rico
26. "You know, there's, like, a boatload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff." —Napoleon
27. "So you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?" —Napoleon
28. "Then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off." —Pedro
29. "I caught you a delicious bass." —Napoleon
30. "I like your sleeves. They're real big." —Napoleon
"Thank you. I made them myself." —Deb
31. "What are you drawing?" —Deb
"A liger." —Napoleon
"What’s a liger?" —Deb
"It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic." —Napoleon
32. "Well, will you do me a favor, then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?" —Napoleon
"No, Napoleon." —Kip
"But my lips hurt real bad!" —Napoleon
33. “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.” —Kip
"Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time." —Napoleon
34. "Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it." —Rex
This article contains content from Hannah Marder, Robin Edds, and Jamie Jirak. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.