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Not saying MoviePass is worthless but I cashed in my card at the front counter for a slap bracelet and a spider ring.
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MoviePass refusing to let me cancel is the hardest an ex has ever fought for me
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MoviePass's real subscription is paying $10 a month for a CEO to send you increasingly panicked weekly emails about bizarre changes to a theoretical theater-going service. Worth every penny.
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me trying to buy full price movie tickets after a year with moviepass
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MoviePass: when you absolutely, positively want to see Slender Man three times in one weekend.
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boy are you moviepass because you constantly change the terms of our relationship but still make poor attempts to give me some illusion of having control
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In the end, it seems MoviePass’s business strategy really was “Let’s just do it and be legends”
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New MoviePass policies -Customer service line is Darth Vader’s “I am altering the deal” clip on a loop -Only eligible movie is a VHS copy of partially-erased episode of Mr. Belvedere -To mimic Tesla’s success, CEO begins tweeting insane things and sends a mini-sub to Thailand
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farewell to moviepass
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The latest email from the CEO of Moviepass explains why, as of now, I will be able to see one movie a month if--and only if--I can assemble the statuette in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey before Olmec tells me I have run out of time.
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moviepass will only allow you to watch this vhs copy of Rush Hour, but you can watch it as many times as you want.
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Everybody loves A girl, a maid, a lass. They say: let’s go out soon and watch a film with Moviepass. But Moviepass is gone, and their love must fade away. Like the shimmer of the moon at the dawning of the day.
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I hear more from MoviePass’s CEO than many of my close friends
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My Strange Addiction: Obsessively reading the #MoviePass twitter feed for the most recent rollercoaster company news and sassy posts by upset customers.
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When I die I want @MoviePass to lower me into my grave. That way it can let me down one last time. #MoviePass #moviepassfail
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Get you a girl who goes down as often as #MoviePass
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Mission Impossible 7: Ethan Hunt tries to use MoviePass to see Mission Impossible 6 #MoviePass
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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain #MoviePass
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EXCLUSIVE: Live look at @MoviePass working on their business strategy.
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If there isn't a documentary crew currently filming every moment at the #MoviePass headquarters, we've failed as a species.
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If MoviePass got a nickel for every MoviePass joke... they’d have a much better business model
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He died as he lived - ignoring articles about MoviePass.