1. This outrage:
how dare oscar isaac look like that
2. This emotional reminder:
oscar tightly embracing carrie and kissing her on the cheek...carrie mouthing “he’s good”...i’m emotional
3. This brain debate:
SMALL BRAIN: star wars is about redemption BIGGER BRAIN: star wars is about hope GALAXY BRAIN: star wars is about oscar isaac’s hair
4. This important question:
do straight women find oscar isaac hot or is it just gay men and lesbians
5. This po(e)se:
(presented without comment)
6. This fact:
Saw Star Wars and my main takeaway is that Oscar Isaac has chemistry with literally everything.
7. This TLJ review:
spoiler-free review of TLJ: • I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE • BUT OSCAR ISAAC • WAS EVEN HOTTER • THAN I ANTICIPATED
8. This day-maker:
here's oscar isaac smiling to brighten up your day
9. This mystery:
I don’t know what it is, but Oscar Isaac’s got it
10. This look inside the editing room:
the last jedi’s director of photography adding the 35th adoring closeup of oscar isaac’s face
11. This corporate stan:
"Into?" "Specifically? Oscar Isaac in space. Oscar Isaac chasing after his cat and pursuing a career in music. Osca… https://t.co/VqYVhnYYQX
12. This very true statement:
Oscar Isaac has chemistry with fucking EVERYONE. I ship Poe/Finn, Poe/Laura Dern, Poe/Hux, Poe/BB-8....
13. This confession:
id suck oscar isaac's toes if he let me send tweet
14. This chair you're jealous of:
every once in a while i remember just how hot oscar isaac looked in agora........... the audacity...........
15. This debate:
yo Kylo stans I'm really happy that you all got that shirtless Kylo scene but hear me out i think Poe Dameron deserved that shirtless scene
16. This look inside every TLJ character's mind:
Poe Dameron: [breathes] Each and every Star Wars character:
17. This revelation:
“Poe Dameron is a Han Solo for the Internet Boyfriend generation.” oh god DAMMIT i hate how true this is
18. This emergency:
911 i want to report a robbery poe dameron broke into my house and STOLE my HEART
19. This other TLJ review:
another spoiler-free TLJ review: poe dameron is still the hottest piece of ass in the galaxy
20. This intense feeling:
Poe Dameron is literally so fucking beautiful like damn you blessing me eyes like that
21. This big fucking wow:
big wow
22. This scientific conclusion:
I'm starting to think it's less that Poe Dameron is into Finn and more that he could have chemistry with a womp rat he's so charismatic
23. This relatable Hux moment:
kylo: man fuck poe dameron hux: im trying
24. This turn on:
My kink is Oscar Isaac saying "Estar Guars."
25. This declaration:
Not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for poe dameron
26. This reminder:
how am i expected to focus on anything when poe dameron jumped out of the ship and slid into the trench like that
27. This:
oscar isaac. that's it, that's the tweet.
28. This other, other TLJ review:
the last jedi spoiler free review: poe dameron is very sexy. like. very. he’s “holy shit i love men i’m so happy to… https://t.co/DzvGzOUq11
29. This tame request:
oscar isaac if u read this i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then h… https://t.co/hHDcPVQMLw
30. This not-so-tame request:
i want oscar isaac to hit me right in the face with his guitar and knock me out cold
31. This brilliant business plan:
Charity Fundraiser Idea: Donate to secure a 5 minute slot in which you will be officially Oscar Isaac's BEST FRIEND… https://t.co/4wn1PAqbvK
32. And this:
Here’s a gif of Oscar Isaac looking directly at you. You’re welcome.