In all seriousness though, being a part of Mini Museum is so different from anything I've ever done before, and it is all-consuming in so many ways. There's the creative work. There's the business work. But there's also the deep searching that goes with participating in the building of a collection that spans billions of years in history, and the physical labor of turning big rocks into little rock (sometimes very, very little rocks).
If someone would have told me that I'd be doing all of this years ago, I'd have told them they were crazy. To be fair, many of my friends have told me that I'm crazy to do it too... and they're probably right.
It's a very difficult business, but it's been an amazing experience in so many ways. There's the science, the history, and the dinosaurs (did I say dinosaurs?). There's the feel of the rock in your hand. The connection with deep time. There are all the stories of the strange and wonderful people we've met along the way too.
There's also something else - a deep sense of patience and in some ways fulfillment.
This last part is hard to describe, but I think that most people who know me would be surprised to hear me say the word patience let alone fulfillment. I've never been known for being a terribly patient person, but working with objects that exist far outside of the regular human concept of time gives you a very different perspective of life or even existence for that matter. Sitting for endless hours making tiny little soccer ball slices or disassembling a human skull will also make for some interesting thoughts about life.
So, has it all been worth it?
Have a look...
Billions of years of history in the palm of your hand
4,557,000,000 year old Space Gems
Earliest Earth - 4,374,000,000 years old
The Great Oxygenation Event
The Oldest River - R. Finke in Australia 400,000,000 years old
Jurassic Tree - Sauropod Chow
Crinoid Stems - 170,000,000 years old
Spinosaurus - One of the Largest Meat Eating Dinosaurs of All Time
Ankylosaurus Armor
Mosasaur Jaw
San Andreas Fault
Megalodon Tooth
Moldavites - 14,400,000 asteroid impact remains
Giant Sloth Claw
Dire Wolf
Egyptian Papyrus
10th Century Viking Axe
14th Century Samurai Sword
14th Century Streets of Venice
Rough Opals
First Transatlantic Telegraph Cable - 1858
Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary - "The Rock"
WWII Engima Rotor
Fordite - Motor Agate
The Beatles - Cavern Club
SR-71 Blackbird - World's Fastest Manned Airplane
Pelé Personal Soccer Ball
Royal Wedding Cake of HRH Charles and Diana
Steve Jobs Turtleneck
Cosmonaut Food from Space Station Mir
And that's it... well, almost.
Every day we're given the chance to do something amazing. I hope you are doing something amazing right now. It's so worth it.