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24 "Overheard" Tweets That Will Make You Laugh And Then Question Everything You Know

Sometimes it pays to be nosey.

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Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?".

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Overheard from down the hall: “I’m gonna pet you, please don’t bite me....OW!!”

3.

just overheard the gentleman in the next stall whisper "get out of me" and then start to cry. god i hate the olive garden.

4.

#Overheard "Yeah and he's flown a plane which is like the most boring thing in the world to do."

5.

Just overheard a little girl at work telling her mom that when she grows up, she wants to be a bumblebee.

6.

#Overheard "I don't know what they call it "The Rapture", that's a Dinosaur?"

7.

#Overheard on the bus to #boston - "you're 23? Aren't #birthdays getting sad? I turned 22 and wondered what else i have to life for now."

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"Have you ever seen HGTV Meth Edition?" #Overheard in my office today, a google search leads me to believe this isn't a thing.

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Just overheard a shop assistant in Waitrose say to a co-worker, ‘So, are you a Greg or a Gregory?’ He said, ‘My name’s Steve’....

10.

#Overheard during installation: "If your name was Charles Manson would you change it?"

11.

Overheard in a Target dressing room. Young son to father. “Dad you gotta start working on these leg abs! If you don’t start working on them, you’re gonna look like me!”

12.

Overheard a mom to son conversation “you’re 9 years old, you can do what you want!” I hope to goodness she was only referring to the haircut.

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(Overheard son talking to daughter while playing Fortnite) “Come over here and let me rocket ride you.” WHAT KIND OF WEIRD ASS VIDEO GAMES ARE MY KIDS PLAYING?! 😳

14.

@tericwiek Overheard in theatre class: “I won’t wear panty hose because I’m not a panty ho...”

15.

1:I don't know many languages, English and American. 2: Say something in American! 1: Howdy. 2: Whats that mean then? 1: Hello #Overheard

16.

#Overheard in grocery store aisle “Peggy, I just sharted. It was an accident. Just leave the cart, we gotta get home now”

17.

"Never try and #teach a bunch of little #kids about reptile and amphibian sex." #overheard

18.

Overheard in a shop: "Yeah but like she's an adult and that's like, alcohol, so yeah go for that one". #relatable

19.

overheard at a toronto club: “i just wanna be popular i don’t wanna be waiting in line”

20.

Overheard in Costco: "Hey, I could stab you in the butt with this." #overheard

21.

#Overheard at work: "I wish I speaked Spanish." *why don't you worry about #English, first*

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If you take yourself too seriously you become a politician. And not a very good one. #overheard

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#Porn is illegal in the Ukraine, unless it's prescribed for medical use. #overheard

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“As a white man I can become very unfashionable very quickly” #Overheard at Colombia Road flower market in #Hackney

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