As/Is·Posted on Sep 18, 201824 "Overheard" Tweets That Will Make You Laugh And Then Question Everything You KnowSometimes it pays to be nosey.by Jame JacksonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 本当のダチ @JAPZSOULPROMO Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?". 03:04 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jennifer “From the Internet” Cheek @JenniferCheek Overheard from down the hall: “I’m gonna pet you, please don’t bite me....OW!!” 10:48 PM - 14 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ten Min Jokes @TenMinJokes just overheard the gentleman in the next stall whisper "get out of me" and then start to cry. god i hate the olive garden. 07:10 AM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Lizzy Mace @LizzyMace #Overheard "Yeah and he's flown a plane which is like the most boring thing in the world to do." 04:32 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Teri Cwiek @tericwiek Just overheard a little girl at work telling her mom that when she grows up, she wants to be a bumblebee. 04:37 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Parasite @Parasite159 #Overheard "I don't know what they call it "The Rapture", that's a Dinosaur?" 03:32 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kristin @LawyerWAttitude #Overheard on the bus to #boston - "you're 23? Aren't #birthdays getting sad? I turned 22 and wondered what else i have to life for now." 01:18 AM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Paul McBrier Jr. @theguru42 "Have you ever seen HGTV Meth Edition?" #Overheard in my office today, a google search leads me to believe this isn't a thing. 12:00 PM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jason Buckner @Jasonbuckner104 Just overheard a shop assistant in Waitrose say to a co-worker, ‘So, are you a Greg or a Gregory?’ He said, ‘My name’s Steve’.... 02:03 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Michelle [Novamac] @aurora304 #Overheard during installation: "If your name was Charles Manson would you change it?" 02:34 PM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Δlice. @fromwonderrland Overheard in a Target dressing room. Young son to father. “Dad you gotta start working on these leg abs! If you don’t start working on them, you’re gonna look like me!” 04:09 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Henry Wentz @henrywentz Overheard a mom to son conversation “you’re 9 years old, you can do what you want!” I hope to goodness she was only referring to the haircut. 02:55 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Courtney Patton @court_patton (Overheard son talking to daughter while playing Fortnite) “Come over here and let me rocket ride you.” WHAT KIND OF WEIRD ASS VIDEO GAMES ARE MY KIDS PLAYING?! 😳 04:18 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. (:Georgia:) @IHaveNoIdea1515 @tericwiek Overheard in theatre class: “I won’t wear panty hose because I’m not a panty ho...” 01:02 AM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. UsePlainEnglish @UsePlainEnglish 1:I don't know many languages, English and American. 2: Say something in American! 1: Howdy. 2: Whats that mean then? 1: Hello #Overheard 07:04 AM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. LEO @UnscriptedLeo #Overheard in grocery store aisle “Peggy, I just sharted. It was an accident. Just leave the cart, we gotta get home now” 01:33 AM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Tell Me More I'm 6 @TellMeMoreIm6 "Never try and #teach a bunch of little #kids about reptile and amphibian sex." #overheard 08:34 AM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Grace Nelder @GraceNelder Overheard in a shop: "Yeah but like she's an adult and that's like, alcohol, so yeah go for that one". #relatable 03:59 PM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. phat tofü @McGloinTheDark overheard at a toronto club: “i just wanna be popular i don’t wanna be waiting in line” 04:55 AM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. rikwright @rikwright Overheard in Costco: "Hey, I could stab you in the butt with this." #overheard 03:10 PM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. UsePlainEnglish @UsePlainEnglish #Overheard at work: "I wish I speaked Spanish." *why don't you worry about #English, first* 11:04 AM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Tears For Souvenirs @ForSouvenirs If you take yourself too seriously you become a politician. And not a very good one. #overheard 06:55 AM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. b°ner @b0nerrr #Porn is illegal in the Ukraine, unless it's prescribed for medical use. #overheard 05:06 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Phil Rhys Thomas @Philarious “As a white man I can become very unfashionable very quickly” #Overheard at Colombia Road flower market in #Hackney 01:05 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF