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“Some people go to Starbucks and never come back.” #overheard at Trader Joe’s
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Just overheard someone sigh dramatically and someone else respond “right??”
3.
“I love this weather because all the frat boys pull out their best hats and patterned patagonias.”
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Overheard in Harlem: "I'm not even cold. I'm... *disgusted*."
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At Whole Foods for seven minutes and have overheard “it has tumeric in it” exactly four times
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just overheard my fave insult ever: “you’re clearly an unhappy individual. i hope you have a long life”
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Just overheard on campus “Yeah dude, finals are coming up and I don’t even own the textbook yet” Mood
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Overheard in the office: "why should I wash my hands before eating, they're just gonna get dirty again haha"
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Overheard on the London tube. Passenger X: Is this the end of May? Passenger Y: You all right mate? Its the middle of November!
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overheard in a soho coffee shop: “I just had no idea how much work goes into podcasting.”
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Overheard: “My dad froze my account and I only had $4 in my pocket last night so I went to the Sunoco and bought 3 scratch offs and won $15 so guess who’s going out tonight”
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overheard my work crush say she can’t date coworkers anymore so i put my two weeks in today
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Just overheard an elderly lady in Starbucks say “Enjoy yourself, be mellow!” ...and now I have a new life motto.
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overheard at the park today son: Mommy, look! There’s a dolphin out in the ocean! mom: No, honey. That’s a duck and it’s a lake.
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just overheard a little girl say “i don’t really want anything for Christmas, just a family that loves me” and i thought that was so nice/sweet and then she goes “or money, money would be nice” 😂😂😂😂
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Exam time. Two of my favorite overheard student quotes so far *as they prepare to cross football pitch to the exam hall 👨🎓: I hate this part. It’s like walking the green mile *this morning on way to exam 👩🎓: you know in retrospect I really haven’t studied for today’s exam
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Overheard: “I need a hairy bearded Spaniard on top of me.” 🤣 I’m not mad at him and I understand. 🙌🏽
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Just overheard a Middle Aged man call someone a “douche waffle” in a serious conversation Think I’ve seen all there is to see in America now
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"Where is my corpse?" -Things overheard when your person is a #gamer
