In one of the newest installments of Humans of New York, a woman known as Tanqueray has taken the internet by storm.
Tanqueray's snippet revolved around her fabulous life in New York back in the '70s, which was filled with anecdotes about strippers, drug dealers, porn stars, and more. Pretty much, sis was droppin' all the tea, and the entire world was holding onto every word.
She told us about how fly her wardrobe would be because of her friend Paris, and she went into detail about wild nights that brought with them a lifetime of stories.
In her second installment, she dished on her stripper days, including how much money she used to make, tricks she used to do, and all the mob details you would ever want to know. I just couldn't get enough.
Honey, her story was so good, we even got a third installment. In the third post, she told a story about a president who used to book her best friend Vicki for sexy time. YES, A PRESIDENT.
"Madame Blanche set my best friend Vicki up with the President every time he came to New York. And don’t you dare write his name cause I can’t afford the lawyers.” Read the whole story below:
Half of us couldn't believe that the tea kept getting hotter, like, DAMN, Tanqueray:
This person wants Tanqueray to have ALL the movies, and honestly, SAME:
MANY of us want a book or movie on this "giving-no-f*cks woman." Universal Pictures, WYA:
Tanqueray is the queen that keeps giving:
And some of us had to address the fact that haters think it's photoshopped, but nah, boo, Tanqueray the real deal:
Now for the real tea, we wanna know which president was cuffin' Vicki up:
Tanqueray needs to teach a master class in the art of leaving no paper trail:
Honestly, Tanqueray, just teach us everything.
Whew, chile — I need a Tanqueray book, movie, and meet-and-greet!