As/Is·Posted on Sep 26, 201816 Hilarious "Overheard" Tweets That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing So HardWe love eavesdropping, honestly.by Jame JacksonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lucas @LucasWeatherby I love it when people walk past on their phones and you only catch random parts of their sentences. Ie. “You’re not giving me hair style vibes!” #overheard 01:07 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Oz Freire @OzFreire #Overheard “We are pushing against an open door” WTF does that mean? 11:59 AM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Haroun Rashid @HarounRashid2 #Overheard "I hate when I have too much month left at the end of my money." 11:26 AM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. J D. @naykiddtruth #overheard nah not her. Her haircut look like she don’t know how to twerk— 😂😂😂 07:50 AM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Xavier Conner @xkentc Overheard a conversation and couldn’t stop laughing! “I love Oktoberfest!” “Well yeah it’s the white persons Mardi Gras... fits you’re basic pumpkin spice latte ass” 🤣😂🤣 #Overheard #Oktoberfest https://t.co/q9RUPzob3D 11:15 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ICanHearYou @ICanHearYou1 “I sing when I poop just because it’s long and I am bored” -Roommate, during supper #SundayNight #Overheard #apartmentliving 11:53 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Brett Gordon @MrBrettGordon “Daddy, can I go to London? My favorite YouTuber went there and saw 15 Bugatti’s. “ #Overheard 10:04 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Stephanie Teig @LadyTeig “I’m sorry that your balloon broke, but you can’t chew on balloons.” #overheard 04:43 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Em✨ @em_mpage #Overheard at Target: “You don’t need books for school. You’re in preschool.” “But what if I have to draw something!?” 06:59 PM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. K.A.D @campusevangel Overheard from my street level apartment: Woman: “WHY ARE YOU WALKING SO FAST?” Man in a firm tone: “I’m just walking my normal speed.” Woman: “AGGGHHHHHH!” #overheard 06:16 PM - 22 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Tara McCarty @tmac0201 “TALK ABOUT PORNHUB’S SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE!” #overheard yelled across mastry’s 04:31 AM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Melanie @melly48 An older couple is sitting next to me in the waiting room having a conversation and I hear him say: “Please don’t whisper. Just say it out loud.” “Get some good ground beef.” Don’t be ashamed of your love of some good ground beef! #Overheard 02:46 PM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. David Lynch @RealDavidLynch “Are you yelling for me?” “No we’re just yelling.” @OHnewsroom 09:34 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 🙃 Caught In the Middle 🌻 @05Karisa "Whoever does not want root beer, is evil" boi yes thank you #overheard 10:54 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Elaine B. @eb827 “You’re 8 years old and neurotypical, you don’t need to watch Curious George” #Overheard in Target 09:50 PM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. UntitledDeaf @UntitledDeaf Heard late walking home from work. “I’d Totally chow down on myself if I could! Why won’t you?” #Overheard 12:32 AM - 22 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Live footage of us after reading these tweets: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF