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    16 Hilarious "Overheard" Tweets That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing So Hard

    We love eavesdropping, honestly.

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    I love it when people walk past on their phones and you only catch random parts of their sentences. Ie. “You’re not giving me hair style vibes!” #overheard

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    #Overheard “We are pushing against an open door” WTF does that mean?

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    #Overheard "I hate when I have too much month left at the end of my money."

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    #overheard nah not her. Her haircut look like she don’t know how to twerk— 😂😂😂

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    Overheard a conversation and couldn’t stop laughing! “I love Oktoberfest!” “Well yeah it’s the white persons Mardi Gras... fits you’re basic pumpkin spice latte ass” 🤣😂🤣 #Overheard #Oktoberfest https://t.co/q9RUPzob3D

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    “I sing when I poop just because it’s long and I am bored” -Roommate, during supper #SundayNight #Overheard #apartmentliving

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    “Daddy, can I go to London? My favorite YouTuber went there and saw 15 Bugatti’s. “ #Overheard

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    “I’m sorry that your balloon broke, but you can’t chew on balloons.” #overheard

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    #Overheard at Target: “You don’t need books for school. You’re in preschool.” “But what if I have to draw something!?”

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    Overheard from my street level apartment: Woman: “WHY ARE YOU WALKING SO FAST?” Man in a firm tone: “I’m just walking my normal speed.” Woman: “AGGGHHHHHH!” #overheard

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    “TALK ABOUT PORNHUB’S SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE!” #overheard yelled across mastry’s

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    An older couple is sitting next to me in the waiting room having a conversation and I hear him say: “Please don’t whisper. Just say it out loud.” “Get some good ground beef.” Don’t be ashamed of your love of some good ground beef! #Overheard

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    “Are you yelling for me?” “No we’re just yelling.” @OHnewsroom

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    "Whoever does not want root beer, is evil" boi yes thank you #overheard

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    “You’re 8 years old and neurotypical, you don’t need to watch Curious George” #Overheard in Target

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    Heard late walking home from work. “I’d Totally chow down on myself if I could! Why won’t you?” #Overheard

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