As/Is·Posted on Nov 6, 201817 "Overheard" Conversations That Will Seriously Make Your WeekI swear these get funnier and funnier.by Jame JacksonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sally Ann Grassick @sagrassick Overheard conversation between two older women leaving cinema after A Star Is Born...”You know she is actually a famous singer in real life,but I don’t think Lady Gaga is her real name” 11:14 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Zøøms @LaurenZoomZoom Just overheard a customer talking to a coworker “I need a diffuser. If I can’t cleanse my soul I’ll cleanse my house” Boy I FELT that 06:52 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Chris Hickey @kuarhickey Overheard in New York City: "I'm going to need a therapist to talk about my therapist." 12:56 AM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. r e a g ☼ @reagalexxa just overheard some dude I passed walking into my apartment building turn to his friend and say “wow what a great costume” with the most sarcastic tone. i’m in my ihop uniform lmfao 03:42 AM - 01 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. skele-tuna💀 @tunayo Overheard on our halloween trick or treat walk 👻 10-y-o boy walking from house to parents: do they think this is ACCEPTABLE?! Instead of candy...... they gave us TOOTHBRUSHES! 03:47 AM - 01 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ¥oung Pecorino @LandonBromuto Overheard in the lobby Guy 1: Hey dude, you've got some updog on your face Guy 2, offended: Is that your way of trying to tell me I'm hairy? *walks away* Guy 1, to himself: ᴺᵒᵗ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ʰᵒʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ 12:12 AM - 03 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Marc Caputo @MarcACaputo Overheard in the newsroom: “It’s two Fridays in a row, Marc, that Florida has fucked me” 11:57 PM - 02 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Overheard On Duty @ShitIHearOnDuty In Court: Judge - "Sir, do you plead guilty or jot guilty or no contest?" *silence* “Sir, which do you plead?" Man - "Well I did it, but don't want to get in trouble so..." 08:35 PM - 02 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Alexa Spiegel @AlexaSpiegel Overheard on 46th street: “There’s something that makes me uncomfortable about seeing marquees of closed shows still up. It’s like having an open casket at a funeral” 10:55 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Nancy Yang @n_yang [Overheard in the newsroom] Reporter: Good news, I don't have to go to the strip club! #OHnewsroom 02:04 PM - 02 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sen. Jay Chaudhuri @jay_chaudhuri Overheard during #TrickOrTweet from a parent: “My kid should just retain me to negotiate her candy trading. I’ll take 10 percent.” #HappyHalloween2018 11:59 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. paige melin @Paige_Melin overheard: “you can have my journals when I’m dead. I’ve been writing since 1988.” 03:11 AM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Andrea Stewart @aastew2 Overheard in the cafeteria today - “Don’t ostracize librarians; they are like the bees, once they are gone we have nothing.” 08:36 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. DSA's got a weak stance on internal bigotry @NireBryce overheard: "is that a sleep blindfold or a bra for a gnome" 11:56 PM - 02 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Laurel Ball @LaurelBall I overheard my dad on the phone today.............. Guy on the phone: “Hey Rooster how you doin today?” My dad: “Mannnnnn I’m hangin in there like a hair on a biscuit.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 05:26 PM - 02 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Stephanie Chockley @MamaChockley Overheard in the neighborhood: “This is the worst Halloween of my (seven-year-long) life!” 12:01 AM - 01 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Connor McKnight @C1McKnight Overheard in movie theater: Lady 1: She’s in that lawyer show. Lady 2: What? L1: That show. She’s a lawyer. She teaches. L2: About murder? L1: That’s it. A murder lawyer. L2: Hm. L1: It’s “How to commit murder.” L2: That’s it. “Committing Murder.” Both agree and move on 12:20 AM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF