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Overheard at Union Square, NYC Guy: "Is this the Anti-Trump protest?" Lady: "Yeah." Guy: "How long does it last?" Lady: "Four years."
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“I was an expert at drawing that ‘S’ that everyone drew in primary school.” #overheard
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Overheard a lady telling her friend “do not start with zucchinis, I seriously can’t go there with you”
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I was in a bus today and i overheard a girl telling her friend that the reason why she's living with her boyfriend in school now is to practise on how she'd live in her husbands house in future.. I didn't know when I shouted ahhh.. She heard it 😂😂😂
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(Overheard at the vintage market) Lady: so how are your dolls? Her friend: oh no movement yet... not yet *examines an Raggedy Anne* It’s hard to find good haunted dolls.
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It’s just— something about her nipples rings true...and other elegant thoughts overheard on line at Starbucks.
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Overheard woman in supermarket today about protein balls: ‘stupid and expensive, if you want protein and energy get some nuts and if you want to taste chocolate eat a mini roll afterwards.’
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@rweingarten @thenation Overheard on the picket line: "I just had a random person pull over, open the window and hand me two dozen donuts! Dream come true!" #utlastrike
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Overheard at hairdressers earlier: Elderly lady: I quite like cooking but not ironing. Younger lady: I don’t even have an iron. Elderly lady: You don’t iron? What, not even the pillowcases?! #generationgap
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Overheard a group of local college girls at grocery store. Q: “what’s the difference in mild and sharp cheddar?” A: “I dunno, I think it is how they cut it”
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my dad got a call from the school today saying my lil bro was trying to hack the computer systems and someone overheard him & his friends and reported it. my dad was only mad about the fact he thinks he can hack their systems but can’t do his homework.
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i overheard someone in passing say “it’s glow up season”. turns out that’s not what they actually said but i’m gonna run with it ✨
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#Overheard at the #KennedySpaceCenter: "You'd think if they can put a man on the moon they could design a ladies' bathroom with more than three stalls."
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Overheard in @UniofOxford Christ Church meadow: Man: I don't even know what a PhD student does. His date: You know a book? You know what a book is? That's it.
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"Who is this Jeff Bozo who's getting divorced?" - overheard
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Overheard in Westminster: - 7 year old child: "Can we join the protest?" - Teacher: "You didn't know what Brexit was this morning, so I don't think you should join a protest."
