Elton John Tossed A $4,000 Gucci Bag Out Of The Plane Like A Bra After A Long Day And I Am FLOORED

    Just toss that $4,000 to me next time.

    If you didn't know, Elton John is certainly HBIC. Of course, that can cause some problems.

    On a recent trip to Australia, the British singer wasn't too happy while stepping off his private jet, so he decided to have a diva moment and throw his bag out the door.

    Wait, I'm sorry, let me rephrase: He threw his $4,000 Gucci handbag out of the airplane like it was a trash bag, honey.

    Now, I'm not in the business of throwing things ANYWAY, but then it hit me. Did this man just toss out $4,000 like it was nothing?!

    A $4,000...

    ...Gucci...

    ...bag.

    Thankfully, it was caught by a bodyguard and didn't hit anyone in the head, although just tossing four stacks out the window does hit me in the heart.

    I woulda been like, "AND I OOP. MY BAG NOW, SIR":

    I think I could do a lot with $4,000...but let's face it, I'd probably buy me the Gucci bag, too.