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The Definitive Ranking Of College Campus Jobs

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Anyone who has ever worked food service knows this is one of the most thankless jobs ever. Benefits? People won't mess with you if they know you make their food. Cons? Literally everything else.

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Via ohmagif.com

You thought it would be a fun job since you're so good with computers, but if you hear one more person ask you what a "hyperlink" is or how to turn a .pdf into a Word document, you might lose it. HOW DID YOU GET INTO COLLEGE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN RESTART A COMPUTER?!

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AKA "Drunk Puke Cleanup Squad."

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Via buzzfeedsports.tumblr.com

Not only do you not really like children, but they are LITERALLY WALKING DEATH TRAPS. No thanks.

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Via forgifs.com

Equally as terrible for student AND teacher.

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randomthoughtsofdrunkard.blogspot.com

This job mainly conists of showing incoming freshmen where the Physcology 101 books are and crushing dreams and bank accounts. Not great.

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Via gifak-net.tumblr.com

Busting people sucks, but not having anyone to bust YOU is pretty awesome. On the downside, everyone in your dorm hates you and nobody invites you to their parties. Bummer.

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The smart kids can smell the average IQ all over you, and they do not like it.
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The smart kids can smell the average IQ all over you, and they do not like it.

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forgifs.com

Actually a pretty good job. Just try not to show up hungover when, you know, there are lives on the line and stuff.

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Kim/ (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: thegirlsny

Just try not to let the kids in your tour notice your red eyes and paranoia. Parents do not approve.

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hoppip.tumblr.com

Your only jobs are to make sure nobody walks out the door with a new Mac and to make sure that nothing catches on fire. You basically just browse the internet the whole time. Best job. Do this one. (You're welcome.)

Could use a little extra cash?

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