1. Do YOU pay for electricity?
Shut the fridge! #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
2. Facts.
#IfMomWroteCandyHearts i brought you into this world, I'll take you out
3. Especially if they still pay for your cell phone
Answer your phone! #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
4. Always just wanting more of you to love
Where are my grandbabies? #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
5. Better be safe than sorry
Always wear clean underwear in case you get into an accident. #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
6. Always looking our for your health
Don’t eat this candy heart. It has too much sugar and it’s almost time for bed 🛏 #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
7. Always worried about you
#IfMomWroteCandyHearts Call when you get there
8. It's probably your fault for playing Nickelback
#IfMomWroteCandyHearts Turn down your music
9. Probably true
"Love you more" #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
10. Opinions always skewed by love
#IfMomWroteCandyHearts I think UR cool!
11. Always wanting you to be a leader, not a follower
If all the other kids jumped from a bridge would you do it? #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
12. You Mom probably prefers you alive
Don’t text & drive! #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
13. Classic
You have no faults. You are the best. If anyone says differently, I am going to personally hunt them down and bea… https://t.co/WC4uzNVNIL
14. She's in a better mood that way anyway
I ❤️ you, even though you’re the reason I drink #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
15. IT'S SOMEHOW WORSE!
I’m not mad, just disappointed. #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
16. Well if you didn't then YOU FIND SOMETHING FOR DINNER
“Did you take the chicken out from the freezer?” #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
17. RIP
#IfMomWroteCandyHearts we'd have a zombie problem... #RIP -@heygregr
18. Always wanting you to get an education
Go to class. #IfMomWroteCandyHearts ❤️
19. Always trying to be helpful
#IfMomWroteCandyHearts Move your hair so we can see your pretty face
20. Common everyone, just call your mothers!
#IfMomWroteCandyHearts Call me
21. Always rooting for you
You'll get a date eventually LOL (Lots of Love) #IfMomWroteCandyHearts
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