This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Community·Posted on May 18, 201827 Tweets About Cake That'll Make You Think, "Damn, I Could Use Some Cake""Chocolate cake doesn't care if I'm likeable."by Jake Charles LaycockCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lisabug BBQJonze @Lisabug74 Chocolate cake doesn't care if I'm likable. 05:33 AM - 17 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov (shopping for a wedding cake) no it's spelled s-h-r-e-k. i want that in green frosting 06:57 PM - 07 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams You can use unscented dental floss to cut a cake if you are a complete psycho. 12:46 AM - 21 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. hot topic toilet mistake @hottestriffs lasagna is the only food that is a pie, cake, and sandwich 12:48 AM - 10 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. mo @chuuew [JAIL VISITATION] WIFE: I got u a cake ME: U know I don't like sugar W: U need a BREAK, OUT of ur diet M: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle 03:04 PM - 09 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious [doctor bursts out of giant cake] "I'm afraid there was nothing we could do. Hopefully the cake thing is of some comfort to you" 04:53 PM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal One of these Starbucks cake pops is totally over your shit... 06:38 PM - 10 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. k e i t h 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato [ordering cake over phone] "and what would you like the cake to say?" [covers phone to ask wife] "do we want a talking cake?" 04:01 PM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. penjamin. @upsidedowntrash What did the cake say to the fork? (Linda if youre reading this tweet, I'm so sorry for everything please come home) You wanna piece of me?! 07:10 PM - 07 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. denise @Stellacopter [baby's first birthday party] Yeah smash that cake all over your face you piece of shit. 08:17 PM - 13 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jedi Cheesy Grits @JediGigi Him: I have feelings for you. Me: I'd rather you have cake for me. 01:45 PM - 03 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. calum hood,,? @whippedcalum Me: im gonna lose weight Me: im gonna exercise every day Me: im gonna go on a diet and stick to it Me: is that cake? 03:05 PM - 03 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 ME: I remember you loved when that guy put an engagement ring in cake. GIRLFRIEND: OMG! ME: *Gets out bike coated in cake* Happy Birthday! 05:54 AM - 04 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. emily @emilyseggie_ My mum ordered a cake for my sisters bd n asked for a blond girl on top but it autocorrected to blind n we got this 08:14 PM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn Coming to TLC this Fall: Cake Ghost. Is it a haunted bakery, or a ghost trying to bake? Fuck you. Fuck you for even asking. Wednesdays @ 8 11:32 PM - 16 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. trash island kyle, @hippieswordfish WIFE: *throws out smoldering cake* way to ruin another one of ur birthdays DRAGON: ur the one who INSISTED i blow out the candles janice 05:35 AM - 26 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. tara shoe @tarashoe gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake 07:57 AM - 16 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ally Gator 🐊 @notacroc [Stripclub] STRIPPER: so you're the birthday boy ME: *nervous* yes STRIPPER: is this your first time? ME: *points to cake* no i'm turning 26 02:55 AM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sammy Rosenman @sammyinlala Its so nice to be an adult because you realize it doesn’t need to be anyone’s birthday for you to buy cake so please, join me on this journey to rock bottom 05:43 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets Welcome back to Cooking With Snakes. Today we're going to bake an alluring chocolate cake and, as always, the studio is filled with snakes. 04:10 AM - 11 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti It's tradition to save a piece of your wedding cake so you can eat it when your depressed from your future divorce. 05:38 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters Okay. I know this cake is a number 1 and it says “Emma," but it LOOKS like a dick with balls that says “WEED" 05:00 PM - 24 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Jason Isbell @JasonIsbell People always say “unceremoniously fired” like it ever happens any other way. I’d like to see a big ceremony for firing somebody. Get the gang together. Order a cake. Wear some special robes. 11:57 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Ella🦉 @EllaBlythen weird to think that lasagna is just pasta cake 08:26 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Kelly Fitzpatrick @KellyxxFitz If my future husband smashes cake in my face at my wedding after I spent 2 hours getting my makeup done, I will file for divorce immediately 04:44 AM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. The Modern Papi @TheModernPapi My parents forgot to buy candles so they put que tips on my birthday cake. #throwbackthursday 02:38 AM - 25 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. JC Tarp @jctwritesstuff Running shoes? No, I don't run. These are my cake gettin' shoes. 09:38 PM - 15 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite