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GUY IN FRONT OF LINE AT ME AT MCDONALDS: and a fuckin double cheeseburger. wait did i swear CASHIER: yes GUY: fuck man im sorry
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"swearing is unattractive". im not attractive anyways so fuck off.
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*having convo with my mom* Me: “did I accidentally swear?” Mom: “no” Me in my head: “thank fucking god”
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college is cool because you can accidentally swear during a presentation and it’s totally fine
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People: watch your Language Me: oh shit sorry
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fuck sake I'm so use to swearing it's bad😕😕😕😕😕
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"SLOW DOWN, YOU OLD BITCH," I scream at the YouTube knitting tutorial lady.
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Friend: Do you have to swear so much? Me: Do you have to breathe in and out?
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when you accidentally swear in class and the teacher hears you
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@guardian @GuardianCareers It fucking helps.
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Before kids: I will never swear in front of my precious angels. After kids: WTF is this math homework?!
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I guess "Peace out, bitches!" wasn't an appropriate way to leave the PTA meeting. I know this now.
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when i accidentally swear at my mum:
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Other people: gosh darn it Me: God fucking fuck ass shit damn cockwaffles
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i cant understand why ppl think that swearing indicates a small vocabulary. like maybe im just lazy, bitch but i got the skills if i want
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Preschool teacher: Your daughter said a bad word in class. Me: Where the fuck did she learn that?
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“Girls aren’t supposed to curse” First of all, fuck you
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