According To Twitter, The Three Genders Are “Princess, Slut, And Loser,” And OMG, You Will Not Believe How Funny And Correct It Is

    Peach is a princess, Luigi is a slut, and Mario is a loser. Sorry, I don’t make the rules here.

    Jake Farrington
    by Jake Farrington

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    Recently, a tweet went viral that claimed there are three genders: princess, slut, and loser.

    Twink Enjoyers Anonymous @fubroshi

    The three genders are literally princess, slut, loser

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    @fubroshi / Via Twitter: @fubroshi

    At first, I was just like “Haha, that’s funny!” But then I realized how correct it is.

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    The more I examined popular trios of characters, the more I was convinced that @fubroshi is actually a genius. 

    And I’m not the only one. Plenty of other Twitter users offered their take, so I rounded up 29 of the best ones that prove this theory is 100% true.

    I'd also like to make it clear that this is all in good fun, and that none of these terms are necessarily derogative. (OK, well maybe "loser" is, but it's case by case, LOL. Losers can still be lovable!)  

    1. Starting off with the cast of House of the Dragon.

    Twink Enjoyers Anonymous @fubroshi

    It's them

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    2. Obviously, Han is the slut and Luke is the loser.

    Tom-Foolery @tomnash03

    @fubroshi Can't believe no one has said this yet

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    @tomnash03 / LucasFilm / Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @tomnash03

    3. Checks out. Though I have to wonder if Harry and Ron ought to be swapped...LOL.

    Izzy 🕷 @rainbowlapisart

    @fubroshi

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    @rainbowlapisart /  Murray Close/©Warner Bros./Courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @rainbowlapisart

    4. '90s Brendan Fraser *eyes emoji*.

    Rahul Sharma 🏳️‍🌈 @RahulUkr

    @fubroshi So, them basically.

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    @RahulUkr / Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @RahulUkr

    5. Your faves from What We Do in the Shadows.

    ᵇˡᵐ anabelle cane’s defense attorney @marylilyas

    @fubroshi it’s literally them

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    @marylilyas / Russ Martin/FX / Via Twitter: @marylilyas

    6. IDK, Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker is the slut in my eyes.

    Bailey @SirBalium

    @fubroshi

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    @SirBalium / Sony Pictures / Disney / Via Twitter: @SirBalium

    7. Never seen anything more correct in my life.

    rory 🐳🪸 @lessosfilms

    they've got all the genders in this here jurassic park https://t.co/uwnlDTElwE

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    @lessosfilms / ©MCA/Courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @lessosfilms

    8. Kinda doing Finn dirty on this one, but so did the films themselves...

    bats ★ 19 ★ he/it/she @plantkxller

    @fubroshi

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    @plantkxller / © Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / © Lucasfilm / courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @plantkxller

    9. OK, but Eddie is a very LOVABLE loser.

    stevie @spideydjo

    it’s them actually, in order https://t.co/QyEww96bgB

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    @spideydjo / Netflix / Via Twitter: @spideydjo

    10. Wellllll, this is also true.

    han ✿ @TMTIOMASON

    @fubroshi and somehow he is all three

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    @TMTIOMASON / ©Netflix / Courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @TMTIOMASON

    11. Pretty sure Nick is a slut/loser. Sorry!

    Elinor @bramble_jamble

    @fubroshi Them

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    @bramble_jamble / FOX Image Collection via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @bramble_jamble

    12. Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo. (Obviously, this is me singing the White Lotus theme song.)

    isi @imomoguel

    @fubroshi Its them

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    @imomoguel / Fabio Lovino/HBO / Via Twitter: @imomoguel

    13. Yes, yes, and yes.

    garry @repeattofade

    checks out https://t.co/HORCRUN6HA

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    @repeattofade / Nintendo / Via Twitter: @repeattofade

    14. Honestly, I have no idea what order to put these three in. They might be interchangeable, TBH.

    🇹🇹 @danieltrvmp_

    @fubroshi It's them

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    @danieltrvmp_ / © Walt Disney/ Courtesy: Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @danieltrvmp_

    15. Can you disagree, though?

    seth cohen thinker @sethinker

    it's them https://t.co/gzVeqoVdLp

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    @sethinker / Fox / Via Twitter: @sethinker

    16. Points were made here.

    Johann Chancey @CaptainChancey

    @fubroshi

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    17. Obviously, Gretchen and Karen need to swap places.

    Jo @jo_bromilow

    @fubroshi Can’t find one where they’re standing in the right order but

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    @jo_bromilow / Paramount Pictures / Via Twitter: @jo_bromilow

    18. Yuuuuuup. LOL.

    annie 💖 137 days til taylor! @erinmoriarties

    reallll https://t.co/IBNzjVptLH

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    @erinmoriarties / Prime Video / Via Twitter: @erinmoriarties

    19. So true, bestie.

    Anny Mation @MationMiss

    It’s them https://t.co/vtASkXQNYu

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    @MationMiss / TXN /The Pokemon Company / Via Twitter: @MationMiss

    20. Reed Richards is a really hot loser, tho.

    Trynorte ❄ @Trynorte

    @fubroshi

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    @Trynorte / Disney / Marvel / Via Twitter: @Trynorte

    21. I think Charles is actually the slut, but that's just me.

    Joseph Montgomery😳 @JOEYJABRONl

    @fubroshi Hear me out...

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    @JOEYJABRONl / Craig Blankenhorn / ©Hulu / Courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @JOEYJABRONl

    22. Let me just quickly scream, "JUSTICE FOR HAPPY ENDINGS!!!!"

    Romcom Sitcom Happy Endings Com Back On Con @suhcyut

    loser, princess, slut https://t.co/rmpDJUTdmf

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    @suhcyut / Craig Sjodin / © ABC / Courtesy: Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @suhcyut

    23. This is why they swap out the doctors every little while, so they can represent each gender.

    Kieron Moore @KieronMoore

    @fubroshi

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    @KieronMoore / Adrian Rogers/©BBC / courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @KieronMoore

    24. You know, I wouldn't have thought of it, but now that I'm seeing it, I can't disagree.

    cris @campiotus

    @fubroshi

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    @campiotus / © Warner Brothers / courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @campiotus

    25. Just remember Living Single had a princess, a slut, and a loser first.

    lei @leireerdz

    @fubroshi en orden y todo

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    @leireerdz / NBC / Via Twitter: @leireerdz

    26. All the men and women in Asgard know what's up.

    ophelia⁴⁵⁵ ⎊ @leiastarkk

    Them 😌 https://t.co/NdQfMHmXr5

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    @leiastarkk / Disney / Marvel / Via Twitter: @leiastarkk

    27. The Bridgerton boys really deliver here.

    laur @livsbrdgrton

    in this EXACT order and the loser is derogatory https://t.co/qLy6oVJ1eI

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    @livsbrdgrton / Netflix / Via Twitter: @livsbrdgrton

    28. Batman is kinda boring. I said what I said!

    s 3 x ɴ ɪ ɴ ᴇ ™️ @S3X9NERA

    @fubroshi

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    29. My friends always telling me I'm the Sarah of the group is starting to make sense.

    Corey H. @SyndicateMojo

    @fubroshi

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    @SyndicateMojo / Disney / Via Twitter: @SyndicateMojo

    Any characters that were missed? Any you agree or disagree with? Let me know in the comments!

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