Seriously, this 1993 Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie was their second straight-to-video feature. And it has everything:
1. Pin the tail on the donkey.
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2. Bobbing for apples.
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3. Pumpkin carving.
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Way to go with that nose, Mary-Kate.
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4. And thus, adorable jack-o'-lanterns...
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5. And racist ones!
6. A British butler who appears to have had a lobotomy.
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7. A clown.
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8. And of course...
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9. Witches!
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10. Played by not one, but two Cloris Leachmans.
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11. The evil version of whom makes this face.
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12. Epic hair tossing and/or spinning.
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13. A black cat.
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14. Oh hai, Will Truman.
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15. A very scared Mr. Gravedigger*.
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*Not his real name, but we never know what the real one is.
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16. Full House references.
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17. Croquet!
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18. Really bad wigs.
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19. A MOOOONSTONE!
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20. Homeless jokes!
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21. Magic.
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22. Including the kind that turns people into small animals.
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23. Plus, magic words you've never heard of before!
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24. A mirror of shame/doom.
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25. And a fun house one, too!
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26. A really badass vehicle.
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27. Fortune tellers and crystal balls.
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28. A very creepy house.
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29. Evil laughter (complete with pointy hat and broom).
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30. (Also, did you know shoe leather doubles as hair dye?)
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31. Weird freaking eyebrows.
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32. Martin Short as Dracula!
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Just kidding, but not really.
33. Sweet facepaint.
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34. A cauldron.
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35. Goblins!
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36. A witches' gathering.
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37. Dark shadows.
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38. Mystery solving (courtesy of dessert).
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39. Locked door hacks.
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Up learned from the best.
40. And finally, a physical fight where good triumphs over evil (and Cloris Leachman pushes herself around).
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