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    Posted on Jan 30, 2014

    32 Reasons Myrtle Snow Should Actually Be The Next Supreme

    Don't be a hater, dear. Just don't.

    1. Her hair.

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    Which gets bigger by the day.

    That's because it's full of secrets that she's trying to expunge.

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    2. But she's also kind enough to reveal beauty secrets.

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    3. She wears gloves because why would she touch your filth?

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    4. Her eyewear game cannot be matched.

    5. Neither can her flower-arranging game.

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    6. She has self-respect even in the darkest of situations.

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    7. She always knows what's up (even when she's just risen from the dead).

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    8. And she can bring a little humor into even the most grim situations.

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    9. Her vocabulary far surpasses that of anyone else at Miss Robichaux's.

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    10. Her metaphors are also works of art.

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    FX via Jaimie Etkin / BuzzFeed

    11. As are her similes.

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    12. And she has a way with alliteration.

    13. Despite her prowess when it comes to prose, she can also be crass for honesty's sake.

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    14. She promotes open-mindedness.

    15. She's encouraging and innovative.

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    FX via http://ericnorseman.tumblr.com

    16. But, when necessary, she calls bitches out on their shit. Whether passive-aggressively...

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    Bluntly...

    Or brutally.

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    17. She knows what it's like to be far from a Supreme.

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    18. But also what it takes to be one.

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    19. She's self-sacrificing.

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    20. And she makes good on her promises.

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    FX via Jaimie Etkin / BuzzFeed

    While exacting some well-deserved revenge in the process.

    21. She recognizes her faults.

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    22. Because, when it comes to fashion, no one is more knowledgable than Myrtle Snow.

    23. She's consistent.

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    FX via http://judymartin.co.vu/

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    24. She can mix the high-end with the low.

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    (Well, most of the time.)

    25. She's even willing to sacrifice love for the sake of a style revolution.

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    26. And yet, she still knows how to appreciate dessert.

    27. Her insults are on a whole other level.

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    28. And her savage honesty is much needed.

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    29. But she offers comfort to all in times of need, even her enemies.

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    30. She's got some cool-ass instrumental skills.

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    FX via Jaimie Etkin / BuzzFeed

    Of course, she has a theremin, which seemingly only plays Halloween music.

    31. She knows the importance of ripping off the Band-Aid.

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    32. And she'll slap some sense into you.

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