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    59 Clever T-Shirts Every Geek Will Appreciate

    The "S" on your chest is for smart(ass).

    1. Second Breakfast Diner Tee β€” $20

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    2. Big Papa Tee β€” $6

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    "Throw ya hands in the air, if you a Key West playa"

    3. Bookworm Tee β€” $25.99

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    4. Where The Halflings Are β€” $20

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    5. 451 Degrees β€” $25.99

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    6. The Geeky Hallows β€” $20

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    7. Potter & Weasley β€” $20

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    8. The Magic Eraser β€” $25

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    9. That's No Moon β€” $20

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    10. Shaun's Last Chance β€” $20

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    What's the plan then?

    11. Fett Life β€” $20

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    Boba's 'bout dat life.

    12. Heartless β€” $25

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    13. Clever Girl β€” $26.99

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    14. Old Ben's Sabers β€” $19.99

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    If anyone knows about sabers, it's Old Ben.

    15. Airspeed Velocity - $19.99

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    African or European is the real question.

    16. Ghostrescuers β€” $17.95

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    17. Hello Assbutt Tee β€” $20

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    18. Poker Dogs β€” $20

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    19. Who Do You Want To Be Today? Tee β€” $9.95

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    20. Beets by Schrute β€” $11

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    21. 100% Funke Tee β€” $20

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    Teamocil!

    22. Cyberman Ctrl Alt Del β€” $19.99

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    23. Big Bob's β€” $11

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    24. Philly Forecast β€” $20

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    25. Herschel's Farm β€” $19.99

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    26. Happy Little Trees Are Happy β€” $17.95

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    27. I'm About That Life β€” $20

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    28. Mario Mycology β€” $20

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    29. Hard Job β€” $25

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    30. Blow To Play β€” $25

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    31. Banksy Kong β€” $20

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    The revolution will have a two player option.

    32. Heart Seeker β€” $25

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    33. Not A Pipe Tee β€” $25

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    34. Link-182 β€” $20

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    35. This Is Why I'm Hot β€” $20

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    36. Super Scotch Bros β€” $20

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    37. Don't Settle For Less β€” $11

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    wheat > sheep

    38. Morning Tee β€” $25

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    Oh yeaaaaaaahhh!

    39. Lisa Frankenstein β€” $12.95

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    40. Nar Wars β€” $25

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    41. Biggie Was Right β€” $25

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    42. Coffee Talk β€” $12.95

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    43. Internet β€” $25

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    44. Speed Is Relative β€” $25

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    45. TBT β€” $28

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    46. Higgs Boson Tee β€” $20

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    Is that a collider in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

    47. Recursion β€” $20

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    48. Wanted Dead and Alive Tee β€” $20

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    49. Resistance is Futile Tee β€” $19.99

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    But you knew that.

    50. I Keep it Real Tee β€” $20

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    -1 all day, every day.

    51. Binary People β€” $19.99

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    Which ones are you?

    52. Binary Dad Tee β€” $19.99

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    01100100 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01101111 01110010, amirite?

    53. There's no place like 127.0.0.1 β€” $19.99

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    54. Born to Doubt Tee β€” $20

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    55. Yo Mama Tee β€” $12

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    He knows all the mom jokes.

    56. The Communist Party β€” $25

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    57. Join Or Don't Tee β€” $12.95

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    #colonylyfe

    58. Plotting The Risky Agenda β€” $25

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    59. The Name Pavlov Rings A Bell β€” $20

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