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59 Clever T-Shirts Every Geek Will Appreciate

The "S" on your chest is for smart(ass).

1. Second Breakfast Diner Tee — $20

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2. Big Papa Tee — $6

"Throw ya hands in the air, if you a Key West playa"
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"Throw ya hands in the air, if you a Key West playa"

3. Bookworm Tee — $25.99

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4. Where The Halflings Are — $20

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5. 451 Degrees — $25.99

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6. The Geeky Hallows — $20

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7. Potter & Weasley — $20

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8. The Magic Eraser — $25

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9. That's No Moon — $20

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10. Shaun's Last Chance — $20

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What's the plan then?

11. Fett Life — $20

Boba's 'bout dat life.
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Boba's 'bout dat life.

12. Heartless — $25

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13. Clever Girl — $26.99

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14. Old Ben's Sabers — $19.99

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If anyone knows about sabers, it's Old Ben.

15. Airspeed Velocity - $19.99

African or European is the real question.
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African or European is the real question.

16. Ghostrescuers — $17.95

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17. Hello Assbutt Tee — $20

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18. Poker Dogs — $20

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19. Who Do You Want To Be Today? Tee — $9.95

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20. Beets by Schrute — $11

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21. 100% Funke Tee — $20

Teamocil!
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Teamocil!

22. Cyberman Ctrl Alt Del — $19.99

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23. Big Bob's — $11

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24. Philly Forecast — $20

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25. Herschel's Farm — $19.99

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26. Happy Little Trees Are Happy — $17.95

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27. I'm About That Life — $20

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28. Mario Mycology — $20

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29. Hard Job — $25

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30. Blow To Play — $25

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31. Banksy Kong — $20

The revolution will have a two player option.
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The revolution will have a two player option.

32. Heart Seeker — $25

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33. Not A Pipe Tee — $25

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34. Link-182 — $20

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35. This Is Why I'm Hot — $20

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36. Super Scotch Bros — $20

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37. Don't Settle For Less — $11

wheat > sheep
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wheat > sheep

38. Morning Tee — $25

Oh yeaaaaaaahhh!
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Oh yeaaaaaaahhh!

39. Lisa Frankenstein — $12.95

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40. Nar Wars — $25

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41. Biggie Was Right — $25

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42. Coffee Talk — $12.95

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43. Internet — $25

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44. Speed Is Relative — $25

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45. TBT — $28

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46. Higgs Boson Tee — $20

Is that a collider in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
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Is that a collider in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

47. Recursion — $20

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48. Wanted Dead and Alive Tee — $20

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49. Resistance is Futile Tee — $19.99

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But you knew that.

50. I Keep it Real Tee — $20

-1 all day, every day.
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-1 all day, every day.

51. Binary People — $19.99

Which ones are you?
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Which ones are you?

52. Binary Dad Tee — $19.99

01100100 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01101111 01110010, amirite?
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01100100 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01101111 01110010, amirite?

53. There's no place like 127.0.0.1 — $19.99

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54. Born to Doubt Tee — $20

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55. Yo Mama Tee — $12

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He knows all the mom jokes.

56. The Communist Party — $25

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57. Join Or Don't Tee — $12.95

#colonylyfe
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#colonylyfe

58. Plotting The Risky Agenda — $25

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59. The Name Pavlov Rings A Bell — $20

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