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Take this quiz to find out which Crew Sophomore you are, in case you didn't know

Which Crew Sophomore Are You?

What are your ergos?

How often do you come to practice?

What is Jamie's opinion of you

Do you love erging?

What gives you free speed?

What did you do for tryouts?

What do you do in the small amount of free time you have

What should we do after our next boat dinner

Have you had any relationship with a real girl

What is your snapchat score

Why did you join crew?

Are you in the Big Crew Cocks group chat?

Where will you be when you grow up

What was your nickname for Christina

What sport do you do besides crew

Hottest member of the team, Calvin's second born.

Jacob Fyock

Straight outta Puerto Rico, moved to D.C. because of the dank kush and dank memes.

Frankie Vazquez

A Jew, ergos improve when he vapes before practice. Skipped the swim test because we had to go through the showers.

Ben Salkind

A fucking stud. Has the biggest cock of the four in big crew cocks group chat. Hotter than

Calvin Wiese

Spits fire hot enough to cook Ben's grandparents. Had multiple famous quotes from last year.

Jackson Quinn

Dank meme master, makes you reconsider humanity.

Raj Hamman

Perfect combo of height and hair color, Ned will fuck anything with a hole.

Ned Cooper

More enthusiastic than a jew with food, hates erging for some reason.

Garrett Ferguson

Lovely Egg, you were lucky if you saw him at the 2 practices he attended this year.

Nathan Hendricks (Rare)

Quit crew to pursue a career in baseball, didn't make the JV team.

Cormac O'Harrow

Has better stamina than his favorite train, would be good in bed

John Best

Legs skinnier than Calvin's wrist, deserves a new class of lightweight.

Sam Shwarz

Awesomest hot dog, loved by everyone, will talk about new movies months before their release.

Nick Gartner

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