14 Non-Wedding-Registry Ideas That Prove Your Gift-Giving Prowess

Because nobody actually wants a vacuum.

1. Candles That Remind Them Of Home

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I can honestly say that I've never wondered what Iowa smells like...until now.

2. Drawer Organizer

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Go ahead and don't buy because it sounds lame. More organization for me.

3. Marriage Christmas Ornament

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Duh.

4. Record Player

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Help keep their first dance going long after the honeymoon phase #WhichWayDoesTheToiletPaperGo? #It'sYOURTurnToTakeOutTheTrash

5. Book On Booze

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Just what every good marriage needs: alcohol

6. Selective Hearing Aids

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Now you both have an excuse as to why you *accidentally* ignored the other.

7. Electric Bill Savior

He didn't know people used the heat in July. She did.

8. Their Names On A Brick At Their Alma Mater

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"Cuz she's a brick...hoooouuuuse."

9. Matching Bathrobes

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First comes marriage, then comes Netflix and chill.

10. Massage Gift Cards

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Everyone knows that AFTER the wedding is when the real stress begins: joint bank accounts.

11. Succulents

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Ease them into parenthood with something that can't talk back.

12. Pre-Wedding Photo Album

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Prove you did see those Instagram pics (and still didn't throw them a like).

13. Watercolor Painting Of The Couple

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Show you thought about their wedding gift more than the day before their wedding.

14. Custom Address Stamp

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Think about it: everytime they lick a thank-you card, they will think of you. The gift that keeps giving.