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12 Of The Most Ultimate Late-Night Fails

Because they're not bad decisions until the day after. Satisfy your late-night hunger cravings with the satisfying taste of Jack’s Munchie Meal™, only at Jack in the Box after 9 p.m.

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1. Deciding you should crowd surf at the club when you probably shouldn't.

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Times where it's a good idea to crowd surf:

-When you are Kanye West.

That's pretty much it.

2. Trying to talk to that cutie at the bar after one too many pints.

There's a fine line between "charming" and "creepy," and you really shouldn't cross it.

3. When you kind of stop paying attention to where you're walking.

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Oh, uh, er, was that always there?

4. Sending a text to someone you know you shouldn't and then immediately regretting it.

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SCUMBAG BRAIN.

5. When you get the bright idea to skip the subway and walk all the way home.

30-mile walk? In the rain? At 4 a.m.? Pshh, that's nothin'!

6. Literally ordering enough food to feed a small country. And eating it all by yourself.

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A fail only because sharing is caring.

7. When you "accidentally" spend all your rent money watching the Home Shopping Network at 3 a.m.

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But I need a collection of high-end samurai swords, and I need it NOW.

8. Trying to cook up a late-late-late-night snack in the kitchen when you really shouldn't be cooking.

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Eight drinks in and the sun's comin' up? Stick to microwaving leftovers, please.

9. When you, uh, confuse the bathroom signs at the bar.

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SORRY MY BAD WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

10. Staying out for just one more song. No, for real, just one more.

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Nine hours later...

11. When you finally get home from the bar... and realize you took two coasters, a pint glass, and a roll of toilet paper with you.

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Oops indeed.

12. When you wake up and swear that you're never going out again — no way, no how.

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Spoiler alert: Yes you are. Grab your coat.