Spoiler alert: HE SLAYS
1. Like when he slayed in this iconic norteño thirst trap.
2. Or when he slayed the ish out of this banda outfit and just KILLED...
3. ...and then dazzled us with this absolutely EPIC quebradita dance routine.
4. Like, WHO IS THIS!?
5. That time he destroyed us with this glittering Mariachi ensemble.
6. Or that time he casually slayed tejana eleganza.
7. He slays in leather...
8. ...and slays on Wednesdays.
9. When he gifted us with this majestic tutorial so we could learn to ~present the booty~.
10. When he transformed into the tin soldier of our dreams.
11. When AB reminded us why patriotism is so important.
12. AB slayed serving full el chico dorado.
13. And then slayed like only gods can.
14. That time he slayed in this life-changing quinceañera fantasy.
15. Slayed babydoll papi chulo realness.
16. Or when he slayed this sickening cha cha vogue.
PERREO FOR DAYYYYS