Someone Tampered With A Traffic Sign To Warn People About "Zombie Dicks"

The traffic is murder.

Someone in Ottawa hacked a traffic sign to put in their own warning about zombie dicks.

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The sign was seen in Ottawa's Stittsville neighbourhood over the weekend.

We're not even sure what this means.

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It's not too difficult to tamper with one of these signs. Doing so, however, could potentially affect traffic and put people at risk. So hack wisely!

"PROTECT YOUR VAGINA" was another of the rotating messages.

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And this is just evergreen good advice.

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What a time to be alive.