Someone in Ottawa hacked a traffic sign to put in their own warning about zombie dicks.
We're not even sure what this means.

"PROTECT YOUR VAGINA" was another of the rotating messages.

And this is just evergreen good advice.

The traffic is murder.
The sign was seen in Ottawa's Stittsville neighbourhood over the weekend.
It's not too difficult to tamper with one of these signs. Doing so, however, could potentially affect traffic and put people at risk. So hack wisely!
What a time to be alive.