Brace yourself. You're about to see what happens when you try to order poutine in some parts of the world. Ready? OK go.
People were appropriately horrified.
Seriously, what did they do to those fries?
It’s like they managed to shrink wrap it…. https://t.co/DMWvChHue7
Yum!
Hi, can I get an order of microwaved Kraft singles, a tea spoon of instant-gravy and cold fries please? https://t.co/5vAXyJ3aYY
People are already planning the invasion.
A Reddit user ordered poutine in NJ and this is what they got. This is a direct attack on Canadian culture and dese… https://t.co/DIfdsYTwrX
"This is an act of war."
Look, I can understand when people fake it and use shredded mozza for poutine. I get angry, but turn the other chee… https://t.co/YdosGwh0zf
Now, it could also be an example of "disco fries," a weird cousin of the noble poutine. But even disco fries aren't supposed to look this gross.
@SheldonP @anik1968 I'm from New Jersey. Here are actual NJ disco fries. Please god do not make the mistake of thin… https://t.co/smfFeuiKYK
This is serious, folks!
Forget NAFTA threats. This is what will end the friendship between Canada and the U.S. https://t.co/JG2BLJ76Ny
Friendship with USA ended. Now Norway is our best friend.