Hello. If you're just joining us, you should know about My Horse Prince, a new mobile game about... dating a horse with a human face.
You play a teen girl who's unlucky in love. So naturally you go to a ranch to meet hot dudes, and that's where you run into Yuuma the horse.
This obviously leaves your character feeling conflicted and confused.
People cannot deal with how weird this game is.
But it's so hard to resist.
Things get pretty weird between you and the horse.
When you're not feeding Yuuma a million carrots...
...he's trying to kill you with green onion soup.
Is wanting to date a horse.... a thing?
WTF is even happening in this game???
The whole thing has a creepy vibe, probably on account of Yuuma being a literal abomination that's also low-key hitting on you.
My Horse Prince is already destroying lives. This reviewer said she can't even look at her boyfriend anymore "without being bitter."
And some people are already coming up with ways to make it even worse, like by swapping in Nicolas Cage's face for Yuuma's.
Honestly, nothing can prepare you for My Horse Prince. You'll just need to explore it on your own.
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