People Are Losing It Over This Game About Dating A Horse With A Human Face

My Horse Prince is ruining people.

Hello. If you're just joining us, you should know about My Horse Prince, a new mobile game about... dating a horse with a human face.

My Horse Prince

You play a teen girl who's unlucky in love. So naturally you go to a ranch to meet hot dudes, and that's where you run into Yuuma the horse.

My Horse Prince

The reason given for the whole horse-with-human-face thing is that you were "born in the year of the horse," and that's why you're seeing Yuuma like this. No, it doesn't make any sense.

This obviously leaves your character feeling conflicted and confused.

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People cannot deal with how weird this game is.

A mess @FlygonArmy

My friend & I downloaded My Horse Prince as a joke & WTF IS GOING ON?? XD

12:59 PM - 15 Dec 2016

#aleppo @yogurtyoongi

i'M PLAYING MY HORSE PRINCE AND WTFABSNZN

05:01 AM - 15 Dec 2016

But it's so hard to resist.

Things get pretty weird between you and the horse.

Haise @HaiseSensei

What the fuck even is this game? Its weird as hell, like she dont even ask why the horse is in the house making bre… https://t.co/p3DJTn1XrI

05:26 PM - 13 Dec 2016

When you're not feeding Yuuma a million carrots...

...he's trying to kill you with green onion soup.

❇✴Saoto✴❇ @justSaoto

He tried to choke me by feeding me green onions nonstop wtf????! #MyHorsePrince

05:19 PM - 11 Dec 2016

Is wanting to date a horse.... a thing?

WTF is even happening in this game???

Val @iwas_neverhere

#umapri oh my god just when you think there won't be anymore surprises

10:14 AM - 14 Dec 2016

The whole thing has a creepy vibe, probably on account of Yuuma being a literal abomination that's also low-key hitting on you.

Horse Prince NO @shotabaits

Dude that's.creepy #MyHorsePrince

11:52 PM - 14 Dec 2016

My Horse Prince is already destroying lives. This reviewer said she can't even look at her boyfriend anymore "without being bitter."

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"This game ruined real men for me. Why can't I find a horse-faced hottie of my own?" the reviewer asks.

And some people are already coming up with ways to make it even worse, like by swapping in Nicolas Cage's face for Yuuma's.

Jenni Lada @JMariye

New horrible dating sim idea: My Horse Prince, only the horse is Nic Cage.

05:35 AM - 15 Dec 2016

Although, let's be real: Who wouldn't play this version of the game?

Honestly, nothing can prepare you for My Horse Prince. You'll just need to explore it on your own.

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My Horse Prince is available for iPhone and Android.