1. Monday - Pass a kidney stone
2. Tuesday - File your taxes
3. Wednesday - Get run over before Obamacare has been repealed
4. Thursday - Ask a random girl at the bar if she likes 'Swalla'?
5. Friday - Watch a truly global sport instead - Kabaddi
6. WEEKEND BONUS: Spring forward an hour. Every day.
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