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File this under things I should have never attempted.
Looking back, I think this is where things started to go wrong. The recipe didn't give any specifications about how long or thick the log should be, so I was kind of guessing in the dark here. The baking paper also made it hard to get a "rounded" and "firm" shape — I think cling wrap would have been a much better alternative.
Also mind you, I evened out my logs a lot better than what I'm showing in the picture on the left. I just didn't take better photos because I was STRESSED.
So, let's talk about these, uh, interesting shapes. After I had taken my logs out of the fridge, they felt firm and looked in good nick. I removed the baking paper and used a serrated knife — as the recipe suggested — to start cutting up them up. But I guess because the shape of my log wasn't round enough, I ended up with these weird semi-circles instead. They were also very, very small — bite-sized maybe? And I have no explanation for how or why that happened.
Although my dreams of an aesthetically pleasing Instagram photo were starting to slip away, I soldiered on in the hopes that my cookies would magically look a thousand times better once they were baked.
Oh, and if you're wondering what the flat, pancake things are — that was my attempt at trying to roll out of the dough and cut them out into circles using a glass. The dough was a bit too sticky for this to work properly, so I just got these very sad, definitely not circular shapes instead.
If I had flipped the camera on my phone, you would have seen me, looking slightly unhinged, defeated and confused as to how something that sounded like a great idea could have gone so wrong.
Was my oven too powerful???? Why did they cook like this????
Flipping them was probably a bad idea, huh.
While they don't look the prettiest, the jam/cream combo definitely made these biscuits look less like homemade chicken nuggets and more like Monte Carlos. All that was left to do was taste them!
My mum even gave it an 8/10, although she could have been trying not to hurt my feelings.
I do want to make it clear that I genuinely tried to ace this recipe because I love baking — even if I'm not the best at it. But just like in an episode of Bon Appétit's Gourmet Makes, sometimes things don't go to plan — and that's totally okay.
I know where I went wrong and what to correct if I want to attempt these a second time. Although for the benefit of my mental health, I don't think that will be anytime soon.
Seriously though, should I test out the other Arnott's recipes they've released, like the Iced Vovos or Scotch Fingers?
Oh, and if you want to give these a try yourself, here's the recipe for homemade Monte Carlos.