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I'd compare college to thinking you're leading in Mario kart then realizing it's the wrong screen & you've been hitting a wall for 3 yrs
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me using the new kart that i unlocked in mario kart wii
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sitting in the corner of the party just thinking about how utterly fucked the mario kart blue shell is
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Bruh.. my Uber driver either Doing donuts or he definitely slipped on a banana from Mario Kart either way this some bs...😒
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Only thing in this world I love more than my children is beating their asses in Mario Kart. “Dad let us win some!” they cry. 1000% Hell No. I’ve been training 30 years for this. I’ll take a bullet for you before I take a koopa shell now nut up and pick the track you wanna lose on
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i’m man enough to admit that i’m not very good at mario kart. me and yoshi just haven’t been able to quite figure it out. but he seems like a great guy so i’m sticking with him
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when you’re about to win 1st place in mario kart and then you get electrocuted and finish on 8th
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everybody that chose bowser in mario kart as a kid is a felon now
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When someone mugs you off with that unexpected banana peel on mario kart https://t.co/IQdqwOngpr
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qualities to look for in your significant other: -honesty -kindness -loyalty -sense of humor -humility -compassion -is good at mario kart
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when you’re going hella fast in Mario kart and don’t know how to drift on the turns
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going to school between thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart when ur in first & get hit with the blue shell and ppl start passing u and the music is going really fast and everything gets stressful
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when you're playing Mario kart and someone bumps you off rainbow road
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peach in 10th place seeing a blue shell go by in mario kart
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When I run over banana peel in Mario Kart but still get first place
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me steering in mario kart tour
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wish I could go back to the days where the hardest bit of my life was coming 1st in rainbow road on Mario kart wii