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    26 Hilarious Tweets From Tonight's "The Bachelor Australia" Premiere That Gave Me Life

    That was one HECK of a first episode.

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    This season looks juicy as fuck. And all it took was for them to cast a scientist?! A SCIENTIST!!! #TheBachelorAU

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    Between the amount of time it takes to do a PhD and the amount of time Matt must spend cultivating his abs, I'm not surprised he's single. It's basic maths. #TheBachelorAU

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    First week rules: if you don’t remember seeing her she is going home. Gotta be a Wifey or Reject Stunt Casting THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN. #TheBachelorAU

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    Every girl in Australia realising they should've applied for #TheBachelorAU this year:

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    These Bachelorette intros are really making me rethink my “I guess I’ll shave my legs” level of commitment to first dates. #TheBachelorAU

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    i can’t even begin to imagine how cheated the girls from the honey badger’s season feel right now #TheBachelorAU

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    Me during that whole interaction with Nicole #TheBachelorAU

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    I can't judge the girl who responded with "I'm a Gemini" because when I was told "I'm an aeronautical engineer" I replied "So you fly boats" 😣 #TheBachelorAU

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    Elly is immediately my favourite. It wasn't just that she brought snacks, but it's a big part #TheBachelorAU

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    The next girl waiting in the limo while Matt has a full on date #TheBachelorAU

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    Incredible that Rachael’s catchphrase is “how funny” when she’s also surgically prevented from showing when she actually finds anything funny #TheBachelorAU

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    “There’s stage five clinger and she’s it” Says the stage ten clinger who rocked up in a wedding dress #TheBachelorAU

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    I was really hoping Osher was going to say, “This Golden Ticket will allow you to go on a single date with Matt & maybe see his Willy Wonka.” #TheBachelorAU

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    Why don’t they book a 10 minute slot each like at a parent / teacher interviews night? #TheBachelorAU

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    They need to implement a ticket system to talk to him... like the deli #TheBachelorAU

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    Nothing but respect for my president #TheBachelorAU

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    “if Matt gets friendly with another girl, that would hurt...” IT’S LITERALLY THE FIRST EPISODE, YA’LL NEED TO CALM DOWN #TheBachelorAU

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    #TheBachelorAU Emma: “OoOo I’m already in love!!!” Vakoo:

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    Sorry Kirsten from China but nothing but respect for my OG #TheBachelorAU

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    Why are they so excited by a flight to Melbourne? They're like $59 with Tiger, calm down already! #TheBachelorAU

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    Super cute that Elly says it’s still “anyone’s game” about the golden ticket as if all of Australia hasn’t planned out her and Matt’s happily ever after already #TheBachelorAU

    24.

    When Rachel said ‘Who are you?’ to that rando I felt that. #TheBachelorAU

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    I will not get suckered into The Bachelor. I will not get suckered into The Bachelor. I will not get suckered into The Bachelor. *has not moved from couch since The Bachelor started and is already picking favourites* Well... Shit. #TheBachelorAU @oshergunsberg @TheBachelorAU

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    me at the start of the season vs me at the end of the season #TheBachelorAU

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