1. When they were always on the hunt for unprotected flesh:
2. When insulting them became part of the Aussie way:
3. When they forced us to protect ourselves by any means possible:
4. When they made us prepare for the change in seasons:
5. When they had no mercy:
6. When they made us feel too scared to step outside our own homes:
I think magpie swooping season should be an Australia-wide holiday
7. When they were put in the same category as some of our deadliest animals:
8. When they gave "Angry Birds" a new meaning:
9. When they wouldn't allow us one day of peace:
I haven't even been back in Australia a full day and I've already been swooped by a magpie.. #WelcomeHome #aggressivebastard
10. When they forced local councils to educate their residents:
11. When they made us turn to a higher power:
12. When they warranted a spot in the daily paper:
13. When you couldn't even live your best life without them coming after you:
14. When they hit our weak spot:
15. And when they prepared us for war:
Bloody magpies.
