TV and Movies·Posted on 1 Aug 2019Literally Just 21 Damn Funny Tweets About Tonight's Ep Of "The Bachelor" AustraliaBut seriously, WHERE IS VAKOO?!?!by Isha BassiPost WriterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nikki @randomlilnikki I don't know what I'm going to do now they're adding 8 more girls. I still haven't learned the names of the first lot. Unless, 'Bridezilla', 'Stage 5 Clinger' and 'The China one' count. #TheBachelorAU 09:45 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sue K. @SueKennedy19 It’s occurred to me that Emma may be Jarod’s long lost sister. If she doesn’t produce 2 pot plants by the end of this week, I’ll be disappointed. #TheBachelorAU 09:40 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kristen Amiet @KrissiAmiet Sogand is surprised to find a formal dress in the bush but not an entire string section? #TheBachelorAU 09:43 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Lily Cumper @_lilycumper Emma is the new Cass #TheBachelorAU 11:10 AM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jake Watt @JakeChatty KRISTEN: I hope I get this date PRODUCERS: Cool, say that again but in Chinese? KRISTEN: It’s not a party trick, Mandarin is actually a complex and beautiful language and... PRODUCERS: Just do it KRISTEN: Wǒ xīwàng wǒ néng dédào zhège yuēhuì #TheBachelorAU #bachelorau 09:44 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kristin Solo 👻 @cynicghoul "diyapash??" - Ancient Australian Saying #TheBachelorAU 09:53 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. *✧・゚chrisanne ・゚✧* @faIIininyou emma sitting there hearing that sogand kissed matt #TheBachelorAU 09:54 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐚 @gyeranamjoons “when you see osher you know something bad’s gonna happen” ok but what if one day he just wants to say hi 😔😔 #TheBachelorAU 09:58 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ret @Retta_Potterfan Old girls v. New girls... They’ve literally been there 2 nights but okay #TheBachelorAU 09:55 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. James Ogrady @jamesogrady23 The "new girls" should have been made up of last season's contestants as compensation for having to go through a season with the Honey Badger #TheBachelorAU 10:02 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. dumb bitch ✨🍒 @kikicherrybabe The girls from honeybadger’s season watching Matt’s season #TheBachelorAU 10:03 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Marielle @maztweetsstuff Abby is shoveling food in her mouth in every shot as the intruders arrive and honestly, this is a mood. #TheBachelorAU 10:09 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bradley Johnston @bradjohnston_ y’all need to stop ragging on kristen! she’s just china find love #TheBachelorAU 10:44 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. dumb bitch energy. @bored_ignored a blonde white girl appears in bachelor. all the other girls: she’s a copycat of this other blonde white girl. being blonde and white is very rare in this show. #TheBachelorAU 10:11 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Monique Myintoo @aumonique_ #TheBachelorAU Danush: I’m Persian. Sogand: 10:20 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง @thereafter i don't want to sound like a bitch i don't want to sound like a bitch i don't want to sound like a bitch saying it three times doesn't make you sound any less of a bitch #TheBachelorAU 10:21 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Bridget McKernan @bridget_mck Is...this...is this the champagne flute they’re all drinking from?! FORGET THE BACHELOR, STUFF ALL THE FLUTES IN YOUR BAGS LADIES #TheBachelorAU 10:30 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jess McKenzie ⏳ @_jeloise If I have to hear the phrase "favourite Persian Princess" one more time I think I might spontaneously develop hives #TheBachelorAU 10:31 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jo Thornely @jothornely Okay Abbie opting out of competing for Matt's attention at this cocktail party is a jarring shock of elegant restraint that has no place in this show. #TheBachelorAU 10:34 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Whiskey Houston @RobCoco Me, trying to work out who just left the Bachie Mansion #TheBachelorAU 10:48 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Tahlia Pritchard @Tahls Between Matt needing "proof and evidence" when it comes to relationships, a murdery wood location for the first date and Vakoo's disappearance, I'm waiting for the Law & Order: SBU – Special Bachy Unit edition @Channel10AU #TheBachelorAU 10:43 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite