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Can You Get Through This Post Without Being Sexually Attracted To Adobo?

More like ~ado-boner~.

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Pssst!

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Want adobo? 😉😉😉

Come on, just look at these little fuckers. You just know they're up to something.

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Mmmhmmm, look at this marinade waiting to be poured all over succulent breasts... of chicken.

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*Or pork, if ya nasty.

Ohh yeaaahhh... Get your hands in there. Use all those fingers.

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Bet you can almost smell the sweet, sweet juices of garlic and onion over hot oil.

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God, just look at these pork cutlets sitting on top of the garlic.

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Sige pa, pour it. POUR DAT SHIT ON ME.

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Says the chicken, probably.

Look at these little bay leaves tryna be modest. They know they got that extra spice covered for you.

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Look at it being naughty and coy. What a tease, D'yos ko!

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*HEAVY BREATHING*

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Now look at it thirsty for that drop of white vinegar.

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Oh, it's feeling so HOT right now it's making you sweat.

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Look at these bits of garlic eager to be on top. They know what to do.

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Ohhhhh, look at how that sauce slowly glides along that leg.

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Look at it, so happy drenched in its own juices. LOOK. AT. IT.

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Oh yes. Yes. Yes. YEESSSSSSSSSS.

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Now look at this chicken leg waiting for you to grab it. GRAB IT. GRAB THAT LEG GOD DAMN IT.

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How about some hot, steaming rice to go with that tender meat? Ohhh yeaahh you like that, don't you?

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Turn up, adobo.

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Turn the fuck up.

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