1. When you saw Basha wearing a wig and you realized they're still not over that fad:
2. During the entire wedding montage:
3. When you realize you'll never look at the phrase "traffic, eh" the same way again:
4. When you finally found out after all these years what Popoy's real name is:
5. When Popoy and Basha lost the baby and you were as devastated as them:
6. Every time there's an ad placement:
7. When you noticed they weren't as happy as you hoped them to be after seven years:
8. But then, after a gazillion bits of bickering between Poy and Bash, you're like just done with it:
9. Like when Popoy forgot to pay the Meralco bill:
10. Basically every damn time Popoy makes a wrong life decision:
11. But it's okay because Basha stepped up and turned the movie into a feminist movie.
*sips wine*
12. Then this new girl came into the scene and you're like:
"HU U 'TEH"
13. When Basha, worried out of her wits, saw tagged photos of Popoy on FB having a drinking session with this new bitch:
#releytabol
14. And when you found out this girl was Popoy's fuck buddy back when he was in Qatar:
15. OH AND WHEN THAT SAME GIRL TRIED TO KISS POPOY?!?!?
UGH, DA NERVE!
16. But then Popoy evaded the kiss and you realize there's still hope for humanity:
17. Every time Anj opens her mouth and splatters the whole scene with her negativity:
18. When Popoy kept making a whole loaf bread sandwich for Basha and expects her to eat it:
"Wha-- How??"
19. When Popoy said "gawa na lang tayo ng bata" while in the middle of a heated argument:
20. So then he said "TAE! TAE LANG NAMAN AKO SA 'YO EH!!!"
21. When they both dropped truth bombs after another and said they shouldn't have gotten back together:
22. And you thought it was the end of their marriage and Popoy and Basha as we know it is over:
23. But then John Lloyd unleashed his greatest weapon, our ultimate weakness—his crying face.
Akala mo kung ano, 'noh?
And everything's right in the world again.
