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    Posted on Apr 20, 2017

    21 Filipino Food Items We'll Probably Never Get To Eat Again

    Walang forever.

    1. Tini Wini cookies

    Twitter: @awzumkrstn

    Sad to say, our future kids won't ever have this as baon. They're apparently repackaged and are now called Sumo, but we all know it will never be the same!

    2. Green apple Mirinda

    Twitter: @Kalasinga_

    No more green tongues from this tart soda.

    3. Pepsi blue

    Twitter: @Liatove

    They're apparently only available in select 7-11 branches and limited sari-sari stores, but honestly, I haven't seen one since high school.

    4. Pepsi twist

    grocermart.com

    "Pepsi with a kiss of lemon"??? More like Pepsi with a kiss of goodbye. :(

    5. Fanta

    Twitter: @VesuviusSalem

    All the exciting flavors are gone now.

    6. E-aji dip snacks

    Twitter: @wynnywynne

    We'll never dip our chips the same way again.

    7. Oval-shaped Ovalteenies

    youtube.com / Twitter: @BellasSpot

    Yes, I know Ovalteenies still exist, but they don't come shaped the way they should be anymore — oval. OVALteenies nga eh!

    8. Flat tops in a twist-y wrapper

    Twitter: @jhengpotRMt

    They repackaged their wrappers and you now have you use your teeth to open them, SMH.

    9. Nestlé Non-stop

    Philippine Daily Inquirer Archives

    Kala ko ba "non-stop"??? :----(

    10. Presto Funwich

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    It's like, "Presto!!!" and just like that, it's gone from our lives forever.

    11. Safari chocolate

    Gandour

    Probably need to search a real safari to get a hold of this one again.

    12. TofiLuk

    Gandour

    GoodLuk looking for some TofiLuk in this day and age.

    13. Serg's chocolate

    gmanetwork.com

    Serg's Products Inc. filed for bankruptcy in the early 2000s. :(

    14. Maggi instant curly spaghetti

    Maggi

    We're now back to our sophisticated, al dente pasta-eating selves.

    15. Zip! Orange juice drink

    naomialderman.typepad.com / Twitter: @search

    For some bizarre reason, I couldn't find a photo of this pyramid-ic juice drink anywhere on the internet, but it looks just like the photo above. And it's not just me! At least three people on Twitter remember it, too! Hah!

    16. Pizza-flavored Pringles

    pringles.com

    It's still available in other countries and you can probably still find some at the imported food section in supermarkets, but not everybody has that kind of privilege, you know?

    17. Humpy Dumpy corn chips

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    We still have Humpy Dumpy but not in the same packaging (and taste) anymore.

    18. McRice burger

    McDonalds

    Remember when we all thought this was weird but went ahead and ordered it anyway??

    19. KFC Go-Go sandwich

    KFC

    Yes, I know, we have Twister now which is basically the same concept, but Go-Go sandwich landed on our hearts (and tastebuds) first.

    20. Jollibee choco mallow pie

    Jollibee

    I love you, Jollibee, but why'd you have to break our hearts like this?

    21. Original peach mango pie

    calvinshub.ca

    You thought the Peach Mango Pie you ate for dessert today has been like that all along? Did you? WRONG. The original one was longer and, in effect, more satisfying. I wish I was only making this up for the sake of sexual innuendoes, but I'm not. RIP, long peach mango pie.