1. This Jollibee tragedy.
2. This burnt abomination.
3. And this bite-sized bit of a joke disguised as a pandesal.
4. This peach mango pie disappointment.
5. And this lame lumpia that's 80% wrapper.
6. This waste of precious rice that'd make just about anyone cry.
7. Whatever the fuck this rice and ulam mixture is.
8. And this sad ode to McDonald's.
9. This attempt at putting *juuuuuust* a little seasoning for lugaw.
10. And, coincidentally, this lack of seasoning packs for instant pancit canton.
11. This unfortunate serving of lechon without any trace of the skin.
12. This insensitive crime to what's supposed to be a happy marriage of chicken, soy sauce, and vinegar.
13. And this mayonnaise mockery to sisig that's especially offensive to Kapampangans.
14. This fishball stand signage that'll crush your cravings.
15. This Rattata's disrespect for one of our most beloved dishes.
16. And this creature that's clearly not a Pokémon nor a tapioca pearl.
17. And finally, this lame attempt at recreating a halo-halo.
