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A wonderful homage to one of today's heroes:
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And of course, an applaud to the product of their hardships:
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A show about the latest and coolest trends:
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A TV show starring the ~REAL~ scream kings and queens:
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A veeeeery timely spectacle:
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A show to end all the controversies:
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A SHOW THAT WILL LET US KNOW WHAT THIS GUY'S PLANS REALLY ARE PLEASE LANG:
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And a show that will let us know how this guy did it:
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A story that hits too close to home:
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A show that will trample Serena and Blair:
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But the juiciest gossip deserves a separate show of its own:
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A show that will end all debates:
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Because national issues are obviously very important:
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But nothing is more important than sewing kits disguising as Danish cookie cans:
