16 Heneral Luna Quotes You Can Use Everyday

    *Farts* Nasubukan mo na bang hulihin ang hangin?

    1. When you fart in a room full of people and somebody asks who did it:

    2. When your officemates are ordering Jollibee for lunch and you're on a diet.

    3. When you see a trashy political advertisement:

    4. When your sibling ate the chocolate you so carefully hid in the fridge:

    5. When an old friend suddenly invites you for coffee and you know they just want to talk to you about networking:

    6. When bae ignores your texts and calls:

    7. When you get judging looks from people when you're alone and order food for two:

    8. When you wish you could have the MRT for yourself during rush hour:

    9. When you're PMSing but then you're thankful 'cause at least you're not pregnant:

    10. When bae watches an episode of a show you've been watching together:

    11. When your friends urge you to stand up to your strict parents:

    12. When your folks ask you to do chores, but then you're like 'nah', and then they're like:

    13. When your friends ask you to move on already from the death of your fave fictional character:

    14. When there's a typhoon and classes are suspended in every province except on where you live:

    15. When you're walking on the sidewalk and the people in front of you are ~clearly~ taking their time:

    16. And finally, when you're watching a movie and the people in front of you are basically giants: